💗hearteyes💗

i love my cutie kiddos

08.03.2025 20:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[flips tarot card and it's a picture of me flipping a tarot card]
"Holy shit!"

30.01.2025 04:49 — 👍 586    🔁 101    💬 8    📌 4

20.01.2025 16:44 — 👍 1434    🔁 264    💬 17    📌 1

Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

"Masculine Energy"

20.01.2025 04:43 — 👍 40332    🔁 9339    💬 274    📌 202

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

20.01.2025 15:16 — 👍 6135    🔁 1521    💬 21    📌 14

I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game

06.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 3905    🔁 270    💬 216    📌 50

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

19.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 18987    🔁 2413    💬 142    📌 40

scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

18.10.2024 21:43 — 👍 32963    🔁 6290    💬 233    📌 171

is it me or does this cat look awfully soyjakable

18.10.2024 00:04 — 👍 2909    🔁 306    💬 26    📌 6