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25 | πŸ’ chris πŸ’— | ela teacher | stardew valley pro 😎🌟

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i love my cutie kiddos

08.03.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[flips tarot card and it's a picture of me flipping a tarot card]
"Holy shit!"

30.01.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
20.01.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1434    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

"Masculine Energy"

20.01.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 40332    πŸ” 9339    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 202

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time πŸ˜ƒ a hearty β€œgood game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! πŸ¦…πŸ«‘
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

20.01.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6135    πŸ” 1521    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 14

I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game

06.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3905    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 50

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now πŸ˜ƒ

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

19.11.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 18987    πŸ” 2413    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 40
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scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

18.10.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 32963    πŸ” 6290    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 171
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is it me or does this cat look awfully soyjakable

18.10.2024 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2909    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6

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