Hapag-Lloyd Wright

...is cursed by the spiral!

This restaurant...

All you need to know: Nutting is a cheapskate, Cherington is incompetent even within the bounds of the pitiful payroll. Even though the team has a surplus of starters, not one move to add a real bat has been made. The hole in RF remains.

Thou's re-recording of Fucking Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean made an already heavy song even more crushingly heavy. I felt like I was onboard the Titan submersible.

It's been ages since I've had a Bob sighting out in the wild, but it's unsettling in person

Reading *Berlin Alexanderplatz*: I'm getting real Saturday Night Fever vibes from this

More focaccia #breadsky

So fucking stoked for Thou this weekend

A less visually pleasing loaf, but a loaf nonetheless. #breadsky

I resent how much pretty much anything I want to do creatively is helped by having a social media presence. I just want to be a guy with a silly name, not just *me*.

I recall her saying "the only way to absolutely guarantee you won't get pregnant or get an STD is to be abstinent, just like the only way not to get in a car crash is not to ever get in a car. Most of us are going to get in a car at some point."

Idk how it happened in an Indiana public school, but my sex ed was pretty frank and comprehensive. Even covered safe sex for non-heteronormative couplings, and had a good talk on consent. This was high school health class, back in 2009 or so.

"Capitalism has often left a gap of superfluous wealth and abject poverty [and] has created conditions permitting necessities to be taken from the many to give luxuries to the few." - Dr. MLK Jr.

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Flabbergasted at the revelation that men found a way to make crowdkilling more toxic

#breadsky

Sweetgreen is the Olive Garden of the petit bourgeoise

Breadsticks into cheese

This is like me trying to explain to my mom why her student said "A Christmas Carol is straight bussin" without mentioning cumming

The Drew Barrymore bingo game commercial is making me dissociate.

Can't wait for the next Smash game's new characters "Congestion Pricing Victim" and "Drake"

Losing backgammon because I'm playing too cute. The one time I can be cute, it hurts me

They really are just finding the dumbest shit possible to write about, huh?

Pissed I can't find Beau Travail on UMD

"Hello, I am Abigail Thorn from Star Wars and Game of Thrones, and I am reaching out to you about your car's extended warranty."

I love knowing that David Pajo gave one of his guitars he used to record Spiderland to his 11-year-old nephew who was interested in learning guitar. Plenty of Very Cool Dudes would have paid tons of money for it to hang it on the wall, but instead my friend learned to play Smoke on the Water on it.

Richard Linklater Stine

Lmao dumbass

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