I'm sitting in a tire shop next to a man who only speaks in analogies. ๐คฃ
This is unreal.
10.11.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
5 minutes felt like a lifetime to someone ๐
05.11.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
26.10.2025 11:55 โ ๐ 812 ๐ 224 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 95
Deep sigh
12.09.2025 11:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I can't believe I watched Olive Kitterage before reading the book. Smh
12.09.2025 11:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a very close cow
did this cow like me? no. but did she calmly tolerate me taking photos of her? also no
11.09.2025 21:14 โ ๐ 229 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
"Don't come in my room, I'm doing puberty"
What is wrong with my child?
19.08.2025 23:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Slept for 9 hours and could sleep for 9 more
18.08.2025 10:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh! With blueberry cheesecake for dessert ๐
15.08.2025 02:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Found my new favorite restaurant
15.08.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Braised short ribs with red wine sauce and polenta ๐
15.08.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Every white man from Valdosta has the exact same voice
17.07.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yall giving kids $20 when they lose a tooth?! I didn't get the memo.
15.07.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I need a 2, 27, 30 hair color combo without it having to be mixed ๐ซ
12.07.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What did I do to deserve nothing but botox and mounjaro commercials?
11.07.2025 02:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Forgetting about clothes I just brought should be a flex but it's actually early onset dementia
27.06.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Men: "Smile mama. It's a beautiful day.
Me:
25.06.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
Love Island - SNL
Every time I fire up #LoveIslandUK, I think about this SNL sketch: โYou WILL watch 50 hours of this. You think you wonโt, but you will.โ youtu.be/xj65JgmJBYc?...
22.06.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I can't explain why, but that cat is Afro American
22.06.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
fuck them sting rays
22.06.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
(*Taps sign*)
22.06.2025 12:11 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 5
This! ๐ซ
22.06.2025 19:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
intellectual conversations with people who are actually knowledgeable about the topic and have picked up a book in the past month >>>
30.05.2025 12:18 โ ๐ 100 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2
๐ฅน
25.05.2025 11:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
25.05.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 5542 ๐ 1022 ๐ฌ 111 ๐ 52
I was doing so well then boom! I've completely crashed. ๐ซฉ
19.05.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My cojack
12.05.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Better than theater ๐คฃ
11.05.2025 13:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bro does not like belly rubs ๐คฃ
10.05.2025 15:52 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Do you see what I see.
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