@briafy.bsky.social
Chronically nostalgic for a time that never existed.
Every white man from Valdosta has the exact same voice
17.07.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall giving kids $20 when they lose a tooth?! I didn't get the memo.
15.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a 2, 27, 30 hair color combo without it having to be mixed 😫
12.07.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What did I do to deserve nothing but botox and mounjaro commercials?
11.07.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgetting about clothes I just brought should be a flex but it's actually early onset dementia
27.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men: "Smile mama. It's a beautiful day.
Me:
Every time I fire up #LoveIslandUK, I think about this SNL sketch: “You WILL watch 50 hours of this. You think you won’t, but you will.” youtu.be/xj65JgmJBYc?...
22.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I can't explain why, but that cat is Afro American
22.06.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fuck them sting rays
22.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
(*Taps sign*)
22.06.2025 12:11 — 👍 30 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 4This! 😫
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I need this! 😆
16.06.2025 10:34 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1intellectual conversations with people who are actually knowledgeable about the topic and have picked up a book in the past month >>>
30.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 100 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 2🥹
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I was doing so well then boom! I've completely crashed.
19.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My cojack
12.05.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better than theater 🤣
11.05.2025 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro does not like belly rubs 🤣
10.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Let people know what they mean to you every chance you get
10.05.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm going on vacation for 9 days and I have no idea how I'm going to keep all my flowers alive. Any advice? #plantsky
09.05.2025 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss not knowing how weird the world is.
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He almost pulled it off!
Spoiler: it’s still kind of a sheet ball
Introverts
First one to Batman in their fanfiction still wins ;-)
06.05.2025 10:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Today is beautiful
27.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love how dramatic classic movies were
27.04.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
These did not fare well in the ground but with shade and indirect light are blooming beautifully ✨️ #plantsky
23.04.2025 10:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blame it on asynchronicity in education
09.04.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next week I'll be at a continuing education event where there will be about fifteen people's names who I should know but won't 🙃
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