@eddo75.bsky.social
Trying not to turn into my Dad who bumped into Fatima Whitbread in a lift once and said ‘Hello, Tessa’
‘It wants to break free’
23.04.2025 10:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Danny’s not really an Alpha Male
But he does have an idea
How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’?
Danny thinks it’s 26
And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet
🦋
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Easter Sunday. A time to remember the day Jim Bowen was captured by Boba Fett
20.04.2025 07:53 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
No better way to celebrate the resurrection of the Easter Bunny than relaxing and reading a good book. Link to buy in bio.
A tenner, that’s cheaper than a Lindt egg.
Come on, don’t make Jesus angry
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Feathered ecstasy
An illegal pigeon rave
Flying for ten hours
#HighCoo
#HaikuDay
If you missed Katy Perry discussing groups of stars on BBC, it’s repeated at 6pm if thats any constellation
15.04.2025 08:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax
Them: What band are you in
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band?
😬
2 years since I saw a peanut butter Jesus appear on my stick of celery 🥹
14.04.2025 10:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just reboot The Muppet Show.
10.04.2025 10:18 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0This Twitter / BlueSky thing is bit like when the PDC and the BDO had a to do and split
I feel a bit like an online Cliff Lazarenko
Danny’s not really an Alpha Male
But he does have an idea
How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’?
Danny thinks it’s 26
And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet
🦋
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38805626...
