Orpheus wants you to get a free book from his Ko-fi 🏳️‍⚧️

Good roasted garlic may not be worth dying for, but it is certainly worth driving out of your way for

Every now and again I move just wrong and it's almost a bluescreen moment

Who am I? What was I doing?

which moon is sailor moon from

pizzacakecomic o "Do you really want your tax dollars going to feed someone else's kids??" Yes! 1000% yes, 1 want my taxes to help feed hungry kids. WTF is wrong with people?

Let me go on the record: as much money I have, whatever I can spare, I will ALWAYS want the extra to go to feed children

I have a way with words sometimes [derogatory]

Me: Bro, I don't want to take my weed but I huuuuuurt...

Sam: Take your weed, man. If you hurt too much, you might have a seizure.

Me: HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET THAT WAS A POSSIBLITY??? *takes my weed*

(pain control is pain control, even when it's weed)

YouTube video by Ren Ren x The Skinner Brothers - Ctrl Alt Delete

This has been stuck in my head so much since Thursday

I can't help but think the pelvis shifting that comes with testosterone HRT that I'm experiencing right now would be less FUCKING AGONY if I hadn't fallen on my tailbone very badly at least three times and also probably broken part of my pelvis once when I was about 12

But regardless: OWWWWWWWWW

How do I tell you that you've been pretty the entire time I've known you?

What can we do, if anything?

Hugs regardless 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💚💙

I was watching a Twitch streamer tonight fighting demon monkeys or whatever while I was writing about completely fictional monkeys being polite and well behaved

Life is weird

Define your music taste in eight artists.

The Big Push
Romain Axisa
The Skinner Brothers
Chinchilla
Viktus
Knox Hill
Ren
Taylor Davis
Flogging Molly

Your turn! 🎶🎧

Tis true

Do Not Waste

This is the obvious one like eating leftovers, but also extends to grocery stores should give away food about to go bad instead of throwing it away, if an electronic can be repaired it should be, recycling, anything that can't be repaired should be used for other purposes like art

I need a shower too. I am a greasy Storm which is one of the most disgusting things aI have ever written

I just had cheerios with a banana, but I'm tired today 🤣

Imagine if I made heresy in the microwave

Honestly the least amount that I can throw away, the happier I am, but I'm not unhinged. Biohazards should not stay in your house and there's is honestly only so much waste you can actually eliminate

But do your best, y'know?

Do Not Waste

This is the obvious one like eating leftovers, but also extends to grocery stores should give away food about to go bad instead of throwing it away, if an electronic can be repaired it should be, recycling, anything that can't be repaired should be used for other purposes like art

Gnight gorgeous critter

I had a doctor admit my health is complicated today

I been knew, but that's a very strange feeling that comes with someone admitting it

I've only met one anaesthesiologist, but he was GREAT?? Like I was terrified of my surgery, met that guy and fear dropped by like 50%. He really listened and seemed super competent

Since I'm still breathing, that seems like an accurate assessment!

I don't even know what mcstories is but I understand this feeling completely

Love you, brother 💚💙💚💙💚

Somebody once described labradors as indispensable joy engines that eat everything in sight and then puke love all over your lap, and after owning one for several months I can safely say this is the truest thing I have ever heard

Hey @damnyouwillis.bsky.social did you see this? You probably saw this

I love this, totes has "making them crawl" energy

Have fun!

It certainly SHOULD anyway

Y'know, I like beef? But I don't like it enough to make it the only thing I eat

Didn't his ma teach him he's gotta eat his vegetables? Long Covid doesn't force people to have THIS poor of judgement...

(The drugs might, though...)

I have done the thing, and now I bathe