Josufeeeeek!

When I write the remake I'm including a bewilderingly lost but up-for-anything Jan Jansen. Imagine the turnip-powered technological possibilities!

Bob? Or "Bob"?

DON'T TRUST THE SKULL.

This is Morte, a floating talking skull from the classic CRPG Planescape: Torment. He might lie occasionally but he'd never call your employer about a social media post.

"MUSKRATS! MUSKRATS, EVERYWHERE!"

Stephen Miller is an extremist on race and should be arrested immediately

I'm a foolish man and a nurse to boot so I'm curious what the ten in congress would do exactly that could stop all this. Not trying to be snarky, but curious

Scusa me but you see in backwoods Tennesee that's venemous!

I am frustrated and irked and I have a pattern of making stupid foolish decisions when I'm frustrated and irked and I should not do that now as badly as I want to

Hey it's me your old friend from back in the day, remember when I suggested you eat food, how'd that turn out anyway

Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials

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I know I haven't gamed in a long time but I'm baffled at what a "gazebo bit" is. But that's okay, I'll just be over here yelling at clouds

Hey its me your old friend from back in the day, remember when I said you should watch anime, how'd that turn out

I am going to Try Something for dinner. I'm gonna make noodles with cream sauce, and I have chicken, ham and peppers. I'm marinating the chicken and ham in TWO DIFFERENT THINGS and I can't be stopped

and you too should buy shirts from @punkwithacamera.bsky.social

Josufee in a "Nazi Lives Don't Matter" shirt holding a sign reading 'NO Dictators, Nazis, Monarchs, Fascism, but most of all NO FEAR'

Someone took my picture at today's rally in Shallotte, NC.

Shallotte, NC. Population approx 4000.

#nokings

Rock Over London, Rock Over Chicago. Wesley Willis, the Daddy Of Rock And Roll, happy birthday.

I'm out of the loop and tried searching for Threesome Reich. Big mistake

Hey, it's me your old friend from back in the day. Remember when I said you should try losing some awards for a change, how'd that work out

We were getting high. We were getting high? We were getting high! We were getting high.

Asking nerds to stop referencing nerdery is a Wookie mistake

Unlike the Church of the Subgenius. It's not that our predictive dates were wrong, it's human calendars that are incorrect

Alex Jones fall off the wagon again?

Same. Except the small part

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

take heart. you have the greatest nick on this app. some people are still nice. love you

Fun fact: "Stacey's Mom" was originally written as "Stacey's Dad Is Really Fuckin' Rad," but the band decided the time wasn't right

Wasn't this the premise of Meet The Feebles?

*cries in Youtube Music*