Hazel

it's straight up a literal militia-run racket in the south, has been since obama took office lmao

I can't even imagine what's happened to it in the last 9 months

the industrially reinforced 90 degree turn at the bottom of the slide after thirty feet of tapering ensures you WILL hit the block!

i thought we called weird hair journey Jefferson Starship

that said, I am looking forward to whatever's coming

I know it'll be entertaining, regardless of what direction it blows, and that will be nice.

I'm not sure I've ever been a person who had an outlook on life at all, really, and that seems to serve me well enough(similarly, I don't experience "moods"; there is no emotional motif to any specific part of my day, only responses to specific things that then resolve once absorbed)

4/5 stars tbh

journos traded their spines in along with their rights in 2016

a human clavicular line on something sitting like that is deeply cursed

depravity is developing a serum to combine them into Johan Cusack

AI doesn't exist in a vacuum. It is literally the theft of the hard work of hundreds of millions of people, and is consuming more of the world's natural resources than several nation states combined, all to still largely be wrong about things at BEST.

Usage of AI diminishes your value as a person.

WIGGLY BABY

a contrarian programmer from the apple 2 hayday is in charge of one very specific line function no one else can manage properly and holds them hostage

oh lord if they learn the sperm whale rapid-breach torpedo approach ain't nobody going on a cruise to hawaii ever again

to which i say:

let the whales reclaim the sea

...given that the people driving the car at the time fully capable of stopping it at every single step of the way were democrats, it's not really a difficult thing to figure out, is it babygirl

to be fair about 40% of the US population is pretty much right there with her already, and those are better numbers than jeb bush ever got on anything

I feel like there's a strong chance very few people here are going to get the internet rot-addled meaning of this

and I feel conflicted about that

Like, I need it to be made clear: all of the prosthetic "advances", all of the "remote mapping of brain" etc he's talked about in the past? Many of those advances happened in the 90s and are now things that you can just get done if you have the right in.

Neuralink is not really doing anything.

Neuralink has not performed any tests at all. It's just a shell company. Every time Elon's bragged about something, there's been zero evidence of it having happened at all - even up to and including requisitions for supplies for the actual company.

also brain chips are 20+ year old science

isn't microneedling one of those crackpot things used to sell people a weird torture device to roll around on their face for hundreds of money

didn't cabot recently have a pretty severe recall?

worth checking lot numbers if you buy cabot stuff

ah but if you nest all of them inside eachother then you can fit maybe 7 or 8, nevermind that only 1 of them will get cleaned at all

#lifehack

it's like watching a somehow even more spectacularly pathetic type of nepotism in action, except instead of it being your loser cousin, it's your textbook example of the sunk cost fallacy in a trenchcoat

I like how they genuinely seem not to've seen this coming from a man that exclusively makes threats, especially when cornered

like, it's all he does. In every direction. His only loyalty is to himself, and even that seems like something he's fine abandoning if it'll let him threaten more people

can't really imagine any other scenario in which he, or any other republican honestly, would okay them coming out

(carrot soups are like this, too, but a mostly-carrot soup is something my body flat out cannot digest so I run into this issue a lot less often)

almost every time I try to use squash for a pureed soup I forget that squash is so incredibly fibrous it will end up paste if you don't add extra liquid(usually more than the recipes call for by about 50%) or run it through a sieve(though doing this obv just wastes all that luscious fibre so no)

tell me more about your lived experience in stark contrast to the reality of shopping malls in the majority of the US

i eagerly await the opportunity to base all future commentary on your personal anecdotes

too late she's somewhere in the overhead storage now

she may be there forever

gina darling amongus

no, scone rhymes with alone

which is what i'll be after this interaction

does the continued survival of macys despite the absolute and total death of shopping malls creep anyone else out