Josh

Hot dogs? You know I have irritable bowel syndrome you racist

Bluesky when you make a joke

Not usually a I’ve never heard of them guy, but I’ve sincerely never once heard of them

Despite all my instincts and assumptions to the contrary, the dude’s got the juice

Screenshot from a dating app that says if I were president my slogan will be MAPA, make America pretty again and then a bunch of bullshit emojis

Never been more no

Tried to go to Costco this morning but was banned from entering because I’m not an executive member. Sick of this class war!!

Yes!

Not for nothing, this is how I learned she’s not Norm’s daughter

"after donating to park board candidates similarly affected by the convention"

Some chud in Elk River: I did this

that was a joke but also the 90s were a heavy time for "put a really ugly sound you can do with your mouth" into a song and I think this song was only a minor offender

how dare you besmirch the band I named my child after

I feel like 3 trillion viruses in a trench coat have been playing the long game here

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

I’ve started messing around with samplers and beats and synths and shit and I was like oh this is hard, I respect this more

a cat is dancing in front of a mirror with the name roy milton baker written on the bottom ALT: a cat is dancing in front of a mirror with the name roy milton baker written on the bottom

As someone newly into house music and who can never come to Nights with Tim (tm), I thank you for this

She will rise again

Missing child poster for Victoria Alexandria Jackson, 12 years old, last seen August 2nd at 8:00pm in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She is 5.1 feet tall, weighs 140 lbs, has an insulin pump for Type 1 Diabetes, and was last seen wearing a tan 'Rugrats' shirt, blue jeans, and red and black shoes. The search is scheduled for Tuesday, August 5th at 8:00 AM, meeting at Rick's Coffee Bar, 5402 43rd Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55417. Contact 1-800-222-TIPS with information. Incident #: 25-217186.

There's another search effort this morning for Victoria Jackson, meeting in 15 minutes at Rick's Coffee Bar. Please keep an eye out for Victoria.

Pretty hard to live life such that Aaron Rodgers can never be the worst human being to have been a Packers quarterback

We need a Democratic Party, but for the left

some great bonsais over there

oh it doesn't

<------ no opinions on St. Paul politics

that'll show 'em

Cut it out Jim

Oh no

This is like in middle school when I kept annoying the guy in front of me in band so that one day he just starting beating me with a recorder so I've been here before and I know you kickbox so it'll be worse this time

you guys would have a lot in common: solid twin cities 7s, love posting

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

a man speaking into a microphone with the words " not so fast four eyes " behind him Alt: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " not so fast four eyes " behind him

me: oh nice, after weeks of punishing temperatures and toxic air, it's finally nice enough out for an enjoyable walk

my lower back:

I need a true crime podcast to find out why my daughter thinks her new shoes “feel weird”