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@joel-schirtzinger.bsky.social

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To be clear, Pam Bondi took a $25K bribe from the orange felon to cover up his crimes with his fake university back when she was the trashy AG of Florida, so I don’t get why people are shocked that she fired an Ethics Chief at DOJ or that she’s hiding Epstein files, she’s a crook too.

15.07.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19887    πŸ” 5464    πŸ’¬ 604    πŸ“Œ 210

A secret police in every way.

15.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8382    πŸ” 2460    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 81

One for the Bitchuation room, Right @franifio.bsky.social

15.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Advice! ⬇️

07.07.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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FACTS:

07.07.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Assface just released his $249 cologne! PT Barnum would change his quote to "There's a sucker born every SECOND". What would you have named it and what are the scents? I'd call it "Covfefe" and the top notes would be shit, bullshit, and batshit.

01.07.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3
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Why did Tommy Tuberville vote in Florida if he lived in Alabama? Election records show Tuberville voted in Florida after he says a homestead exemption puts his residency in Alabama.

Tommy Tuberville says his wife's homestead exemption established his residency in Alabama, but election records show both of them voted in Florida after that. And that's only the beginning.

02.05.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18119    πŸ” 7680    πŸ’¬ 1578    πŸ“Œ 695
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The image is a screenshot of a social media post by Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree
), posted 9 hours ago. The image shows a heavily damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a large block of Swiss cheese on top of it, as if the cheese had fallen and crushed the vehicle. The Cybertruck's front end is severely crumpled, and the windshield is shattered.

The image is a screenshot of a social media post by Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree ), posted 9 hours ago. The image shows a heavily damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a large block of Swiss cheese on top of it, as if the cheese had fallen and crushed the vehicle. The Cybertruck's front end is severely crumpled, and the windshield is shattered.

Cheese > Sleaze

02.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1903    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 9

and you pronounced my name right 🀯

31.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I was banned from TYT...
YouTube video by The Bitchuation Room (with Francesca Fiorentini) I was banned from TYT...

Uh oh....
youtu.be/wnujaQY8ycM?...

27.03.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 572    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 13

and that cancels all my memberships with TYT. As soon as I have the spare change, I will be joining your Patreon.
--The Transdimensionalspacegoat

27.03.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unconditional love matters.

17.03.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Have y’all seen this?
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project Have y’all seen this?

Have y'all seen this?

06.03.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7926    πŸ” 3158    πŸ’¬ 518    πŸ“Œ 419

Gotta be this

06.03.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: β€œlooking for an obituary.”

Vendor says β€œthose are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: β€œnot the one I’m looking for.”

03.03.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 44043    πŸ” 10316    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 331
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@stealthygeek.bsky.social: β€œDemocrats should be running daily press briefings from a shadow White House pool of the legitimate news agencies which have been locked out by the Trump coup. Their audiences will get real news, Dems will regain some messaging control.

Why is this not already happening?”

25.02.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6480    πŸ” 2113    πŸ’¬ 614    πŸ“Œ 294

{{{{HUGS}}}}

20.02.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cops are great

15.02.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

12.02.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4125    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 20
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Hot Mic Catches Elon’s Son Telling Trump to 'Shut Up' and 'Go Away' "I want you to shut your f***ing mouth up."

BAHAHA!

12.02.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7344    πŸ” 1581    πŸ’¬ 420    πŸ“Œ 243

I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

09.02.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28732    πŸ” 7121    πŸ’¬ 526    πŸ“Œ 524

I love how the only difference between this coup in the U.S. and other countries isn't that America has any unique or special safeguards, but that no one had just *tried* to do one.

06.02.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
Twitter profile of Fernando Oliver, Esq. (@Fernand46357857
) with a tweet showing a political figure speaking at a podium with microphones. Below the image, there is a graphic labeled 'JELLYFISH' with the text 'THE NEW LOGO OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'. The graphic features an illustration of a jellyfish with a blue head and red tentacles, adorned with three white stars. Below the illustration, the words 'SPINELESS', 'BRAINLESS', and 'HEARTLESS' are listed.

Twitter profile of Fernando Oliver, Esq. (@Fernand46357857 ) with a tweet showing a political figure speaking at a podium with microphones. Below the image, there is a graphic labeled 'JELLYFISH' with the text 'THE NEW LOGO OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'. The graphic features an illustration of a jellyfish with a blue head and red tentacles, adorned with three white stars. Below the illustration, the words 'SPINELESS', 'BRAINLESS', and 'HEARTLESS' are listed.

And comes with a painful sting!

06.02.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7553    πŸ” 1255    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 49
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'Stop playing nice!' AOC mad at Dem colleagues refusing to 'block everything' in Congress Hours after Democratic lawmakers warned that billionaire Elon Musk's takeover of federal agencies is "what the beginning of dictatorship looks like," expressed outrage at being barred from entering th...

"No Democrat should be voting to advance Trump's nominees while all of this stuff is going on," AOC said. β€œThere has to be a political price to pay and we have a responsibility as a party to block everything that is happening while they're setting a literal mash to the federal government."

05.02.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12179    πŸ” 3214    πŸ’¬ 469    πŸ“Œ 245

Happy Birthday!!

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Trump and Elon got a bunch of figure skaters and their families killed.

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