Pazuzu's Petals are a Vast Cornucopia

You’ll never find a better distillation of how technology and capitalism fit together in the 21st century.

i mean you don't NOT get why conspiracy theorists imagine a grand web of powerful people all covering each other's asses on days like this

It’s important to achieve bipartisanship with Republicans so they can arrest Barack Obama for something they read on the Epoch Times’ Facebook page written by a Chinese cult member in 2019.

Forever punting on 2nd down at the opponent's 40.

The second that east coast dem leaders have to personally face airline delays they’re ready to throw peoples healthcare under the bus

Dear @schumer.senate.gov, this is who you're surrendering to. NOBODY likes him. Stop this capitulation now.

it does seem like there’s a major—though potentially fleeting—opportunity to invest in left-wing media. more than a million people in the most populous city in america just enthusiastically elected a democratic socialist and the world is watching. putting $$ towards left media rn is good business.

there goes my gyro
watch him as he goes

this was posted four months ago.

the lesson? Ignore the appeasers.

they are bad people. and they don’t know how to win.

I like how Krasner winning an almost unprecedented third term as Philly DA by stomping the walrus mustached city court judge who quit the bench to try to take him out first in the primary and again as a Republican in the general isn’t even folded into the national Dem sweep coverage.

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

Pardon me that's The Grand Nagus.

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

A young boy wearing Blue Jays jersey is comforted by an older man as he leans face down, face buried in the crook of his elbow, on the top of (maybe?) a dugout. The agony is crushing. The Jays have lost in extra innings in game seven of the World Series.

This kid is all Blue Jay fans.

Fun fact: Clayton Kershaw has three more World Series rings than Ken Griffey, Jr.

Fun fact: Clayton Kershaw has three more World Series rings than Tony Gwynn.

All the baseball people on the skyline are like “we are freaks, we are disgusting, please end this, our hideous derangement has no place in civilization”

The creepy Burger King in some kid's face saying "Where is your God now?"

America does not deserve to win, but never the less...

control f "Jimmy Hoffa"

There are ten times as many home health aides in the US as there are miners

Let's go Toronto Rangers!

Imagine losing the optics battle to *this* and the diarrhea plane slop, anyone else would instantly toss their expensive consultants on their asses but the Dems are like "shit we got nothing" in response.

just look at the optics, the only reason not to take advantage is if you agreed with it

Why is the oxygen mask not over his nose?

Never graduate!

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.

Don't threaten us with a good time, man

The ombudsman of Antifa has fled the country.