Jefferson!

Democrats just swept in the general elections during the shutdown and I guess they decided they're too afraid of winning. Way to ruin any good will you built up you crusty cowardly bitch.

Signed, boyfriend of a federal worker who also thinks you're a bitch. 🧡

Favorite Macho Man story was when an interviewer asked him if he cries, and he replied MACHO MAN EXPERIENCES THE FULL RANGE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS.

A real one.

Right after they swept in general elections during the shutdown. Do they want to fail?!?!

I was worried that the main reason he won was because Cuomo is such obvious trash, but to his credit, he did run a hell of a campaign, and he has been totally diplomatic and effective when dealing with the media and public opposition. I'm hopeful.

Love taking note of things people are nostalgic for that you can still just do if you want. Miss chugging Mountain Dew with your bros and playing Halo? Invite your bros over for Mountain Dew and Halo! Miss drinking out of hoses? There's hoses outside everywhere!

He sure made them look foolish!

Military recruitment drives that focus on high schoolers are as fucked up as pedophilia and for the same reasons.

Gex 64 and Gex 3

It's tail time, baby

I know I'm new to New England, but I don't "get" covered bridges. Am I missing something? Why are they cooler than old barns or other old buildings?

In the 90s, some comedy people called Jay Leno a sellout for doing a Superbowl commercial.

Make it as big as the Superbowl. Encourage Americans of all backgrounds that are sick of Trump to come out and celebrate one of the most important things about being American. Dems dropped the ball by not having a primary these last two election cycles. Let voters tell you who they wanna vote for.

Instead, Dems should focus on the GREATER NUMBER of Americans who DON'T vote, simply out of apathy or cynicism. I promise you, they're gonna be easier to reach than somebody who has voted for Trump 2-3 times already.

Democrats desperately need an actual primary. A big one.

Disagree. I think Dens gotta accept that around 30% of Americans are just gonna be unreachable. They still deserve policies that help them and their families live well, but while Fox News and other right-wing media echo chambers exist,those folks aren't voting Democrat.

I got too much crap on my phone.

One tube. One love.
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IDK what that vanilla Tootsie pop in the blue wrapper tastes like. It ain't vanilla, but it's sure as fuck delicious.

Fascists can be controlled by giving them a picture of a hot lady to look at.

In awe of the intellect of superdookietoiletexp.

Wait... The guy from the Apprentice?

Journey to the West, the Anthony C. Yu translation.

Read it out of sheer curiosity with almost no real knowledge or understanding of its cultural significance. It absolutely rules. I found myself rooting for these centuries-old characters like I was watching a shonen anime.

Sopressatta, capocollo, mortadella = Fancy, intelligent, high class foods

Civeche, cochinita, sopecitos = low brow, accessible slop for the uneducated masses

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

if it’s not like this I don’t want it

Why is nobody talking about Thicc Blind Wife Guy???

I got Anchovy Guyed by a Papa John's once. I feel your pain.

I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs

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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

I was gonna say we just need different types of gamers in power but then I remembered how cozy gamers treated the ugly animals when they moved into their animal crossing villages

Ooni Koda 16 is the best 600$ I ever spent, and I'm broke as fuck, but I also love making pizza. Even basic-ass grocery store pizza dough becomes an elevated pie.

Sup void. This is the best picture of my cat I've taken.