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@timtufts.bsky.social

πŸ€– I am not a robot yet πŸ€– MA ➑️ WA πŸ’ Kraken, Bruins πŸ₯… My opinions are my own

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4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

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"the family of pooping bears has individual names"

12.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Would that mean we’re about 19 votes away from avoiding recount?

137,217 + 135,871 = 273,088
273,088 * 0.005 = 1,365.44
Her lead right now is 1,346

12.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Refresh gang checking in

11.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me waiting for the drop

07.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I fuckin did it, wow that’s a lot of movies. My brain is gonna slip out of my skull now. Can’t wait for next year

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

03.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bummer

22.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damian McCarthy’s Caveat does this bit at least 5 times and it rules

22.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are so back (Kraken time)

21.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you blessed my algorithm because right after this, I found out Brad Neely posted today

bsky.app/profile/brad...

19.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blessing the timeline with some Jake Leg 😌😌😌

12.09.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😀

11.09.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Memories and All My Friends Are Insects

11.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rivers Cuomo and Scott Shriner of Weezer playing a set

Rivers Cuomo and Scott Shriner of Weezer playing a set

check this shit out, I was right up by the stage recently but they didn’t play any fuckin Hurley

11.09.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VOYAGE TO THE HURLEY PLANET TOUR WHEN

11.09.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby's First Hoopertober: 12 My first time doing Hooptober, in the order that I roughly want to watch them. It was a bit easier than I expected, because I have lots of great movies that I haven't seen yet. And for the more obscur...

Baby’s First Hooptober, gotta start ASAP

boxd.it/O5Mrq

29.08.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, quality post

28.07.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§€

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Saw an early screening of Together on a whim and it immediately jumped in as my favorite of the year. Excited to see if it can hold that spot once Weapons comes out.

24.07.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the X-Files were made today he’d be called β€œThe Vape-Using Man”

09.07.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ•―οΈ

07.07.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

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A stylised rabbit has a cigarette pensively while the text reads "this internet shit has fucked my brain up"

A stylised rabbit has a cigarette pensively while the text reads "this internet shit has fucked my brain up"

Yeeeah

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The viral DM screen just got a HUGE upgrade!
YouTube video by DianaOfTheRose The viral DM screen just got a HUGE upgrade!

You like Dice? You like Dnd? You like fancy wood stuff?

Cool. Check this screen tha/t @honeypottsart.bsky.social illustrated for me!

youtube.com/shorts/hTE6X...

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I told you we’d be back

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