Tim Tufts

I bring a sort of “Tom Brady could win this game” vibe to the Super Bowl party that everyone else really don’t like

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

That’s 🥴 Kraken 🥴 Hockey 🥴 Baby 🥴

26% seems generous tonight 😮‍💨

Where is Malala when we need her most? (Torrent down 2-0)

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe, and Malala on the jumbotron at a Seattle Torrent game

Dream blunt rotation

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Currently stuck with 7 other cars at The Sand Bar parking lot because highway is out in both directions. This wind is scary 😬

Didn’t realize we had Jeopardy! rules at the AMA

Who is asking the questions here???

Dollarita?

ya, omg what if?? 💀

They should let me in the Criterion Closet so I could just say “Ooh, that’s supposed to be good, I’ve got that on my watchlist” 5 times and run away with a bag of movies

lfg bridge four baby

Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

"the family of pooping bears has individual names"

Would that mean we’re about 19 votes away from avoiding recount?

137,217 + 135,871 = 273,088
273,088 * 0.005 = 1,365.44
Her lead right now is 1,346

Refresh gang checking in

me waiting for the drop

I fuckin did it, wow that’s a lot of movies. My brain is gonna slip out of my skull now. Can’t wait for next year

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

bummer

Damian McCarthy’s Caveat does this bit at least 5 times and it rules

We are so back (Kraken time)

I think you blessed my algorithm because right after this, I found out Brad Neely posted today

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