Deeks 🫶

Oooohhhhhh! Smart!

everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.

Sorry, I wish I could but I don’t want to.

Smart

🤣🤣

the urge to go by candlelight into an empty castle on a full moon

You can try on asexual too?

Size a? Is that good?

❤️❤️🫂

Knitted sex toys

Crafty. Good morning! 🩷

Slow blink me so I know it's real

We're all made up of the same cosmic microplastics

So desperate for hope just seeing an evil, little man kicked to the curb brings ridiculous joy.

It's getting harder and harder to just mind my own business.

i'm five days behind on bluesky no spoilers

i shot a man in reno just to watch my account get taken down for a tos violation

5 year old: what color should I color the eyes on this dinosaur
Me: green, like mine, because it’s rare
5yo: not as rare as a Spinosaurus
Me: whatever, your picture is dumb

It’s a rest day tomorrow, my glutes threw themselves off a cliff.

Panic at the disco, except it’s nervous breakdown at the orgy.

i got out of bed and no one applauded. tough crowd.

Walking into a blood bank covered in leeches. “Where do you want ‘em?”

Live, laugh, love....find the wormhole in the j crew dressing room in Boise, Idaho and disappear into dimensions unknown

Picture of an inquisitive goat.

Which way to Wrigley Field yo?

If anybody tells me to shield myself from negativity today, I'm hitting them with a cactus.

Let me in bish

rallying around my thoughts with a pocket full of hope

“Such a fine line between stupid and clever”

“I’d feel much worse if I wasn’t under such heavy sedation.”

once again participating in wednesday against my will

Life doesn't get easier it becomes more complicated.