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she/her. snark. mom. knitter. writer. actor.

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Every picture of what he thinks is โ€œclassyโ€ is just utterly soulless and lacking character, blindingly white and bland.

31.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaaand what are changes he has a bio proclaiming his Christianity? 1500%? 1600%?

30.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Matt Walsh: โ€œIf there's a noncitizen here who would starve without EBT, I would still say we should not give it to themโ€
www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/m...

30.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Why did Trump's doctor order an MRI?

28.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1524    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

Gavin Newsom was already thinking about a presidential run when he made same sex marriage legal in San Francisco decades ago.

28.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AOC should publicly take the Montreal Cognitive Assessment just so people know whatโ€™s on the โ€œvery hard testโ€ that Trump supposedly aced.

27.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your boss is probably paying you the absolute minimum amount they think youโ€™d accept

27.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one asks WHY he needed an MRI. Who gets a random MRI?!?!

27.10.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

26.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20246    ๐Ÿ” 6458    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 460    ๐Ÿ“Œ 505

At least the Russian palace looks opulent, historical, and beautiful. Naturally, Trumpโ€™s version just looks chintzy and boring.

23.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He said the White House is a dump, so what are the odds Trump will stop at the East Wing? Are the super secret plans that they promise theyโ€™ll submit for review (probably in two weeks) just a copy of Mar-a-Lago so the senile old fuck feels at home?

23.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand why anyoneโ€™s debating this โ€” a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesnโ€™t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground

22.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7189    ๐Ÿ” 1106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

Just spitballing, but I'm starting to think they're going to need to give these junior-varsity morons more than two days of training and a $50,000 signing bonus.

21.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™m so fucking tired of everyone treating uneducated white men like they are the only people who matter. Those assholes got us to this tire fire state of affairs.

22.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans.

Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the โ€œconservative Christianโ€ is just cool with this at a values level, eh?

Mmmkay.

19.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8308    ๐Ÿ” 1840    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 315    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

If their business was selling newspapers to inform readers about current events, it would be a bad decision.

If their business is normalizing a fascist regime, theyโ€™re doing great, sweetie!

19.10.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism? Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections? Am I irrita...

"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?"

17.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 810    ๐Ÿ” 281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Nothing that any elected Democrat has ever said about Republican voters is ever as crass or as cruel as what Trump says about Democratic constituencies every single day, and the media just treats it as background noise.

19.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2699    ๐Ÿ” 589    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Group of NoKings protesters on the side of a road, including Rep Paul Tonko

Group of NoKings protesters on the side of a road, including Rep Paul Tonko

Person in inflatable bald eagle costume walking next to a park

Person in inflatable bald eagle costume walking next to a park

Protester holding sign that says โ€œNo Trumpking Way! No Kings!โ€

Protester holding sign that says โ€œNo Trumpking Way! No Kings!โ€

Protester with a sign: The word Nope with a swoosh of yellow hair representing Trumpโ€™s quaff.

Protester with a sign: The word Nope with a swoosh of yellow hair representing Trumpโ€™s quaff.

#NoKings Clifton Park, NY

It was a lot of liberal white people who love American and hate Trump.

18.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Hillary Clinton got excoriated for calling Trump supporters โ€œdeplorablesโ€

16.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1902    ๐Ÿ” 548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Republican Christians are in the โ€œNazi boys will be boysโ€ portion of their moral collapse.

16.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 659    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Wasnโ€™t there something earlier this year about making it easier to try (some specific kinds of) minors as adults.

Meanwhile the 20-something New York Young Republicans are โ€œkidsโ€ who shouldnโ€™t be held accountable for the racism and violent misogyny in their group chat.

16.10.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜I love Hitlerโ€™: Leaked messages expose Young Republicansโ€™ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

Brett Kavanaugh is basically arguing tha there have been "sufficient remedies" for racism.

This seems like a good time to bring up the @politico.com about how young Republicans have *remedied* racism.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

15.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1331    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

One of my only remaining joys is that every single time Amy Coney Barrett makes a stupid argument, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets a chance to follow up and illustrate her stupidity.
And this will happen again, and again, for the rest of Barrett's life.

15.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1840    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I think it's really fascinating how openly Sam Altman and so many other techbros actively campaign on the "we're so unloveable we need a computer to pretend to fuck us" beat as, like, their main selling point of their product. It's big Ben Shapiro "my wife said women don't get wet" energy.

15.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 755    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Itโ€™s so hard to keep up, but what happened to the 100% tariff on imported pharmaceuticals? Just, nah?

15.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

14.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11162    ๐Ÿ” 2304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

if creed turns down the tpusa halftime show I'm declaring a moratorium on making fun of creed

10.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE needs to be protected? Was this before or after they tear-gassed the police?

Or are they quaking in their combat boots over the people with mean signs and the zip-tied children?

09.10.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if Iโ€™m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesnโ€™t it,

05.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4907    ๐Ÿ” 1339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

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