A cat Driver

It should generate a second horrible Trump simulacra

A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

I think he's the one they brought on for some kind of business reason.

They ruined that one person's career as an author. Pretty fucked up

No one has done it better

New York Mets legend

They wokified my cave wife

let’s see how things are going over at White Castle

She gets a trophy

You'd think he'd have soured on it after it threatened to rape him

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

Picture of Jesus with C3PO and R2D2, drawing by David Irvine

It happened again

Drywall mud doesn't mix right unless you perform the correct canticles in the correct order. Unguents and incenses dont hurt either

The Rise of Silicon Valley’s Techno-Religion

Maybe it’ll turn out that the social ostracism and mild arbitrary violence meted out to nerds in high schools was actually socially load-bearing, and that removing it and integrating nerds into positions of status and leadership is what led to civilizational collapse. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/t...

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

A man walking in the country while looking at his phone. Behind him is a heard of goats. He has no idea. The text reads: Are you unwittingly leading a heard of goats? Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year. Who knows what kind of power a human being leading goats can amass. We don't even want to think about it.

Is this you

god he’s so funny sometimes “i don’t think they [the british] should play anything”

Go do your homework under thicc frog this instant!

YouTube video by The Daily Show Clitoral Anatomy: The Unstudied Frontier | The Daily Show

Think that's it

youtu.be/gjHEg6TCpi4?...

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

She was on The Daily Show.

The loaves and fishes is the story of Jesus inventing the fish sandwich

The FBI can't make you go to work. Greg Abbot does not know this

Pickle

It's good

The hot new millennial retirement plan.