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All I'm saying is the rise of fascism and the fall of non-stop WWII on the History Channel are correlated

04.02.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

taquitos are often called "the joints of food"

04.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tesla was like WE'RE REVOLUTIONIZING THE DOOR HANDLE and it killed people

04.02.2026 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry I can't tonight I'm passing into the shadow realm

04.02.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The day ended up being bad

04.02.2026 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just file chapter 11 water protection and it'll be fine

04.02.2026 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't think they'd do that unless it could be used to sell apple music subscriptions

04.02.2026 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exumโ€”Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exumโ€”I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."

03.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3797    ๐Ÿ” 1058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

How's tone policing poll with voters?

04.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that youโ€™re not allowed to do that either

04.02.2026 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1120    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Up yours woke moralists is comedy gold. It's like a Smurf is mad at you

04.02.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was legit excitement for about a week until she started campaigning

04.02.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would someone research name calling?

04.02.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

04.02.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1420    ๐Ÿ” 378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Maybe I'm missing the 4D chess our electeds are playing, but my fucking neighbors are getting kidnapped NOW. We're dying in custody NOW. We're getting murdered NOW.

04.02.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
French Response *
@FrenchResponse
X.com
Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial.
Turning it into political theater is manipulation.
Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France.
Elon Musk & X @elonmusk โ€ข 3h
This is a political attack

French Response * @FrenchResponse X.com Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France. Elon Musk & X @elonmusk โ€ข 3h This is a political attack

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

04.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9849    ๐Ÿ” 2142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129
Justice league unlimited, Flash and Trickster Bar scene
YouTube video by zeoking silver Justice league unlimited, Flash and Trickster Bar scene

Flash is pretty much the gold standard

youtu.be/5ekMrjKrB_Y?...

04.02.2026 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?

*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*

Me: Oh. Huh.

03.02.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1051    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Also saying "they don't deserve to win" multiple times during UGA games

04.02.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT CANT JUST BE 'NEVER AGAIN' JUST FOR US

I AM NOT 'US' THEY ARE NOT 'US' THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS

04.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transitioning to an even more casual sports fan and just watching my teams. Can't get even the least bit excited about another Patriots Super Bowl

04.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A guy from New York was scared of my neighborhood because there aren't streetlights. Guess the concept of suburbs was foreign

04.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this ended nancy maces career

04.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3188    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

I just nod when people talk to me and no one really notices

04.02.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually used it most at a pretty boring job so someone paid me

04.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Build back better but seriously this time

04.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can train it. Follow hashtags and search for what you want. I barely use it though. I don't understand the appeal

04.02.2026 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Partially yeah

04.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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