Sideshow Bob Hoskins

if i got popped on my way to work i would hope it was a guy named luigi's mansion

Finally seeing Hundreds of Beavers tomorrow night in a packed auditorium I can't wait for some cartoon bullshit

what if there was a tall burger rotating on a spit and you sliced off pieces like döner

my review of wicked is: you can't make me care about cgi animals i look at them and i feel nothing the stakes are zero when they are involved

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day.

worst part of living in minneapolis is you can't buy a solid hoagie roll in the cities. they dont exist. gotta start workshopping a recipe.

hot take spielberg's west side story should have been received like wicked is now god what a movie

saw a trailer for Nightbitch before a screening of A Real Pain this weekend and was reminded that Amy Adams played JD Vance's mom lmao she should be allowed to chase Ron Howard around with a hammer

remembering the first time i went to new york for work looking like an obvious mark, suitcase in tow, trying to find the right train station and asked an old, white-haired doorman for directions. he pointed me in the right direction and then said, verbatim "this city's gonna eat you alive, kid"

Poster for A24's Janet Planet

catching up before the end of the year and I can't believe I missed Janet Planet.
FFO: small-scale indies with a sense of place and time, remembering when you were first learning how to navigate the world as a Real Person and the reference points you used to understand the world around you, moms

Watched Civil War, something in it reminded me of Spec Ops: The Line and then I couldn't stop comparing it to Spec Ops: The Line and WOW that movie doesn't have as much to say about war and the human condition as a 12 year old video game

(i recognize that the introduction of skewers makes this kebab rather than shawarma but i chop the chicken and crisp it in a pan afterwards to achive that shawarma-like crispiness)

is there a good way to watch mike tyson send the youtuber to hell tomorrow without giving any of my money to that wretched company

chasing the high of Halal Guys my beloved

I’ve spent more than a year developing and perfecting my oven shawarma recipe the skewer were such a massive game changer

Whenever I move my thumbs in the pattern required to block someone I silently say to myself “I’m killing you” as if in prayer

they turned nestor into hamburger meat

A gibbon harnessed to a person’s chest, wearing socks and pants and a coat and even a belt. He got that shit on tho

Almost that time of year

i wish i was people's sexiest man alive it would be so good for my career

if i was vivek i'd be pissed

probably been said already but very funny that the efficiency department has 2 bosses lmao

twitter is full of too many freaks these days i mean the bad kind it might be time to slowly taper off

Cool graffiti of a vampire bat on a bike trail

Check out this guy

Juror #2 is good, unfortunately the only theater showing it in the Twin Cities Metro is screening it in an auditorium with a dim bulb in the projector. Major bummer but what can you do.

covid positive on kotfm weekend what is even the point of all this

looks good, thanks for sharing fredo

tell me this song doesn't make you feel like an animated cat wandering through a city street and stumbling around a construction site, narrowly avoiding injury www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1PMeosHdfo

bossa nova is the perfect music to drive to. i keep a copy of wave by jobim in my car because that shit makes me feel like a cartoon when i'm out running errands

parked next to this cool truck on friday