Cam Cole

Black Hawks in Chicago? You don't say.

Guys: things have gotten out of control in Chicago. People are terrified running for lives and onlookers are screaming in fear. We need federal help. Please. Come save us

Have you been on Ebay lately? "Customer pays import tariff" warnings on nearly every listing. The very note His Magasty bullied Amazon out of including on theirs.

You deserve a mental health break from all the horse's asses they "interview" on the Sunday shows. So do we all.

Most journalism this week has been like, "Legal experts unsure whether Trump shooting man in middle of 5th Avenue is murder..."

"The law" hahahahahahahahahahaha

Finally, someone was clever enough to make this joke

Tin soldiers and Trump’s a coming

Eight strikeouts already by #Yankees rookie P Schlittler. New nickname K-dolf? Be popular with MAGAs.

Take His Magasty. Remove the piss-frosting, bronzer, vulva-neck, fupa, shoe lifts and worst fitting suits ever... add eye liner and complete sentences to help the fascism go down like cocoa, slap a beard over the baby nazi waddle, add decades more authoritarian years to live... You have JD Vance.

They liked the constitution until they found out there was more than just the 2nd amendment.

"Norwegian Wood" by The Beatles

Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia With Biden, AI Mode will provide a summarized answer.

"Google appears to have blocked AI search results for the query “does trump show signs of dementia” as well as other questions about his mental acuity, even though it will show AI results for similar searches about other presidents."

You vill buy American crap! UND YOU VILL LIKE IT!

In light of some of the discussions about Tyler Robinson, it's important to remember that people can be legally sane yet deeply mentally unwell at the same time. Many criminal defendants and convicts fall into this category, including the current president of the United States.

Trump: "Are you telling me it's not lower in the south than the north? Look at a damn map! Obviously the water runs down there."

"But if Stephen Miller and Tom Homan want to deport those orientals, or whatever they call themselves, what am I going to do?" -- Trump, probably tomorrow.

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

If NFL teams hold a moment of silence for a man who thought the Civil Rights Act was a mistake, Black players should refuse to take the field.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Please stop calling it a "political assassination."Charlie Kirk wasn't elected to anything, and calling it that elevates him to something he wasn't. It was not an assassination. It was a murder.

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES:

If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

No one would be confused about what is happening here if they saw it in another country.

Karoline Leavitt praying before heading out to help Trump cover up the Epstein files

RIP to one of the very best of us, the great Ken Dryden. Such a painful loss for hockey. A truly decent man, a wise, eloquent voice for, and conscience of, the sport he loved. The thinking man's hero. There was no one else like him.

Good work, fellow Canadians!

Trump may be wrecking the economy but at least he ended the war in Ukraine in 24 hours like he promised with his incredible negotiating skills.

Fact

With a soupçon of Cody Bellinger's face thrown in without his permission.