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Sundays with the '68 GTX are better than therapy.

02.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sleepy. Sadly, there is nothing that can be done about this. The science just isn't there.

20.09.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches

19.03.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1123    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

TK out here playing the triangle on the goalposts

14.03.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rachel said my baklava eating technique looked like "Saturn Devouring His Son" and I'm not sure how I feel about that but I am definitely good at eating baklava okay

14.03.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Southwest ending free checked bags.... Smh. This used to be a country. #EndofAnEra

11.03.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

28.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14885    πŸ” 2907    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 141

Every day my disgust with this fascist regime bankrupting America in every sense of the word grows.

28.02.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ukraine is doing a better job of being what America pretends it once was, an underdog fighting an oppressive occupation, then America ever did.

28.02.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

28.02.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say Jesus will find you wherever you go,
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low!
Gorilla, you're a Desperado!

11.02.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There be no truer lyrics than The Future by The Limousines:
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna laugh, I wanna smile
I don't need much; I'm a simple child
I wanna laugh as many times
As I can before I die
I wanna love, I wanna smile
Just wanna fuck every once in a while

11.02.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flaskaboozendancingshoes is probably my favorite song title

11.02.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the red roses?

Yes.

I bet you say that to all the boys.

11.02.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second hot take: There are not many better songs than Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves

11.02.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: Thunder Road was one of the original Scene songs

11.02.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn but Warren Zevon is the goat and I'll lose a fistfight to anyone that disagrees

11.02.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow
Sweet Home Alabama,
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast!
Play it all night long

11.02.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn but them California boys sure sound like a buncha boys out the bayou #CCR #FortunateSon

11.02.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I realize the lyrics preceding this post do not reflect a scene mindset.

11.02.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If money is such a problem,
Well, They got mansions.
Think we should rob em

11.02.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coming to terms with the fact that I was...like, almost a scene kid back in in highschool but was just a little too rural lol

11.02.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't pull the thang out
Unless you plan to bang

11.02.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest

11.02.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This me, yeah baby, and the rest...

11.02.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most relatable song @eve6.bsky.social ever released was Open Road Song because I've never owned a car that didn't shake tbh well before 80mph

09.02.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody flies out of Harrisburg anyway, right? BWI is way better πŸ¦€

02.02.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...

31.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18128    πŸ” 3558    πŸ’¬ 309    πŸ“Œ 191
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Fuck this. This is the government of a despot.

Despite gutting aviation safety resources in his 1st week, Trump just signed an Executive Order to blame Biden and diversity for aviation safety risks.

30.01.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2113    πŸ” 640    πŸ’¬ 462    πŸ“Œ 338

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