vita

when there are no libs left to own, you must own the lib within

the forces of the free market are at their most free on facebook marketplace and craigslist. the other stuff is pretend

yes, yes, please hold my head like a baseball thank you

never should have fucking learned how to read. it's brought me nothing but trouble

who else is up soothing their cat who just realized he's in brooklyn

moving is so complicated. i should be able to just leave a note on my door and leave. why is everyone so nosy

wish i could go to see Godzilla but i know it's gonna be a million decibels at AMC which is the only place close to me playing it

submitted poems to publish wish me luck

Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released:

asterisk posting on bluesky like breaking a bottle on a new ship

bored today

fuck around and find out

thinkin about submitting some poetry so i don't keep thinking about what if i submitted some poetry

new anti-fungal resistant fungus spreads through the natural-disaster-weathered and immune-system-weakened desperate population forming its own militias: it's so over

wasteland stalker comes to town and plays mitski covers: we're so back

i just think that other switches are lying

had a bad week and now i get targeted ads for intermittent fasting, cool

roommate keeps trying to filch my cat cause her cat can't hang. go have a baby or something. my cat will not fulfill you.

slap fighting is the most unmediated form of brain damage to ever hit sports, but it's also the sexiest form, so it's impossible to say whether it's bad or not

not today guy but it is nice to be seen

shout-out to my corner store guy who carded me for cigs then looked at me, changed his mind, and tried to sell me illicit flavored vapes from aliexpress

follow me if you like shallow bitches

help me find a sampling of my lucky friends