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For the people looking to forgive or defend MTG, I have but three words: Jewish space lasers

Not that upset with that tbh

Bless Sunderland for creating a distraction from the embarrassing last minute draw that Tottenham saw by doing the same to Arsenal

Is there any kind of honest skepticism that this is Arsenal’s year? @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social

I’m afraid there’s not a better use of the money.

Eat the rich.

(This thread has taken an unexpected but logical direction.)

Idk, I don’t think that Spidey would last too long against a guy so smart he made up a contingency plan against himself in case he went rouge.

A straight fight, yes, Batman’s going down. But give that incel some homework and he’ll be OP.

MAGA punks, MAGA punks, MAGA punks fuck off

We ultimately agreed that were it a spur of the moment fight Spider-Man would win but, if given ten minutes to prep, Batman would win. A willingness to bend is needed in this day and age.

Anyway, Trump is in the Epstein Files.

A telling moment of parenthood for me was the time I argued with my son on whether Batman or Spider-Man would win in a fight.

My son argued that Spider-Man has superior the physical strength. I argued that Batman would outthink Spider-Man every time.

Dude if you want generals to join your lame ass coup, probably don’t want to insult them along the way

Big Ange to Forest means that they won’t be too much of a concern until next season, and even then only in Europe.

I know I’m late to this but Gustave is supposed to be 32?? #ClairObscura

Daniel Levy is leaving his role at Tottenham, proving that all my shitposting has finally paid off

If you believe he’s still alive even after the funeral, then Warhammer 40k may be right for you.

Xavi Simons is a great signing that happened so quickly I’m convinced that Levy had nothing to do with it.

It might be Mandela Effect but I swear to Christ I saw Steve Irwin sheepishly say “vagina” on Late Night With Conan O’Brien. Google can’t help me because if I search for “Irwin Conan Vagina”, I get reported for trying to activate the Winter Solider. This is why I drink.

The worst part of Gyökeres scoring today is that now commentators won’t shut the fuck up about it for the next three days.

In a few months, when Tottenham’s injuries are piling up and Frank is under fire for not doing more with an exhausted side, please remember that the reason why the squad lacks depth isn’t because the FO won’t sign players, it’s because they just fucking don’t know how.

Stop pointing out hypocrisy. It doesn’t work because they don’t care if you think they’re a hypocrite. They don’t care about you at all.

You know… what you already said

It hasn’t destroyed me yet but I have it in good authority that it’s the hope that kills you.

Loss to Bayern was fine. Not seeing Maddison until next year is far worse news

Elevated levels of ‘Pool antipathy are inbound

You may be right about losing Son, I’m not entirely happy with the window but we’ve definitely had a lot worse.

I finally get the chance to travel to London and go to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and Son transfers to LA, this is why my profile pic is the way it is @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social

The jokes that Leno told were aimed at the entire audience, like the thousands he would tell that called Monica Lewinsky a fat slut.

Still waiting for the day when I open LinkedIn and I dont read the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.

There’s not a lot right in this world but a tomato sandwich does help a good bit.

Happy birthday @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social !

Next manager of @tottenhamhotspur.com can take comfort in knowing that they can win the first trophy in 17 years without any support from the FO and will still get the sack.

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