It's a bad time to know how to read.
22.11.2025 08:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bochynoises.bsky.social
I’m gidget on Twitter. Just looking for a place to make snarky comments about the Giants. The other place was making me scream internally far too often.
It's a bad time to know how to read.
22.11.2025 08:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, it was a mistake to look at Bluesky tonight.
22.11.2025 07:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Terrible day to be literate
18.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 1687 🔁 151 💬 29 📌 15[Bochy noises]
10.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Logan Webb won his first Gold Glove Award tonight, while Patrick Bailey became the first Giants catcher to win two 👏 (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
Read more: bit.ly/47wDsic
Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics
Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me
Gross.
02.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know if I want to watch this anymore.
02.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Whew.
02.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugggggh.
02.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nooooooooooooo
02.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hold on to your butts time!
02.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big run for the Jays, the slide though 😂
02.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 534 🔁 78 💬 19 📌 21"Dave, can you look into the camera and say, 'Game 7 on FOX, there's nothing like it!'"?
02.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 142 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 2Yes, Jays. Good.
02.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go Jays.
01.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0🤖 SF Giants on NBCS
We've got bad news for y'all
Keep Larry far, far away from any microphones.
30.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, Jays, good.
30.10.2025 03:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol Excellent start to this game so far.
30.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s still got it
29.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 179 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0I don't know if I want to watch more Dodgers and Blue Jays today.
29.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now why did I keep watching just to see that?
28.10.2025 06:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the game that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
28.10.2025 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't really want to keep watching this game, but I can't turn away from it. What's wrong with me.
28.10.2025 06:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0JOE DAVIS: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Smoltz bitches]
[Smoltz bitches louder and angrier]
DAVIS: yes
[Smoltz’s head bursts into flames]
DAVIS: oh god yes
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches
28.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 579 🔁 137 💬 4 📌 31If you see a baserunner outside by itself, don’t touch it. It’s probably just dazed, and its baseball team will come to retrieve it soon
28.10.2025 05:39 — 👍 81 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0