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Enby trans, Autistic, Disabled (GBS), Depressed and Anxious, Bi, Polyam. Nesting Partner, Parent. Don't yell at me, I'm in Recovery. Rebuilding myself one day at a time. Enjoys all things Gothic, Gaming, and Geek. And Alliteration, Apparently. They/them.

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This is just really embarrassing for these guys. Your intellectual hero is an amphetamine casualty from the Britpop years. It would be less ridiculous to be queuing up for a lecture by Ginger Spice.

19.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

Note big pharma prefers genetics as the marketed β€˜cause’ of β€˜disease' in its subscription business model practices to develop lifelong prescribed drug products,minimises environment as cause that push human limits to injury that can be healed through prevention,short term drug use products #biorisks

19.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Job Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?  

Me: probably sunlight.   

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Job Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness? Me: probably sunlight. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

19.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case there were any doubts about where Angus Taylor will take the Liberals.

His Chief of Staff Sam Riordan will be coming back to the Liberal Party fold after a stint working for Australian Energy Producers (the lobby group of big oil & gas).

19.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when I lived in Detroit in the 60's / 70's and they were providing food for school kids and running other programs to help kids in poverty. The newspapers always vilified them, but they did fabulous work.

19.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

17.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2883    πŸ” 2137    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 164

Oh, so suddenly you care about Mental Health in NSW after 2 patients escape, Chris Minns? But only so far as it goes to keeping people with Mental Health issues away from the public?
If you'd bothered to give a shit about it before it took tragic deaths, maybe this could have been avoided.

19.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

18.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18510    πŸ” 3650    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 31

Your regular reminder that Palantir started out as a way to expose sex workers to police violence, then expanded to allow cops to spy on anyone they pointed at while barfing out the word "gang".

Fascists *created* Palantir, but useful idiots approved of everything done to grow it.

18.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧡 πŸ‘‡

17.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7560    πŸ” 2057    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 278

I'm going to be kicked out onto the street in 2 days

18.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

09.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1658    πŸ” 466    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9

Are you sure it was him and not just a thumb someone drew glasses on?

18.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White people spent the entire Middle Ages killing each other over territory, and now we wanna pretend to have some kind of unifying identity and values besides β€œkilling brown people instead”

18.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is. Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk was deposed last month over his role in promoting a false conspiracy theory that a 22-year-old Jewish man participated in a neo-Nazi brawl.

Musk tried to keep the deposition from going public, and perhaps for good reason: It did not go well for him.
www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...

08.04.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is kind of like a party flyer for an event held on the second circle of Hell

17.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

the "left" also broadly advocated for open access community owned gigabit fiber networks while the right coddled monopoly access to the detriment of progress and affordability for four decades

18.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 627    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the left is fem-coded or something. The idea was obviously bogus until it proved out, then it was the right's idea all along. Most women have seen this play.

18.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🦁 Animal #933 🐩
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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πŸ”₯ 3 | Avg. Guesses: 6.2

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#metazooa

18.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the reason this is all so tiresome is that what we're calling AI is a political project combining a bunch of preexisting sociotechical processes designed to shift power from the masses to the managerial class. A non-exhaustive list in no particular order:

18.02.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Strands #717
β€œCold competition”
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18.02.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking hate liberals and leftists who go along with this. I hate them more than I do fascists. Fascists are the very lowest of scum. I expect nothing but the worst from them. I hold liberals and leftists to a much higher standard.

18.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4) surveillance capitalism, data mining, privacy violation technology

5) statistical inference and modeling

6) patent medicine, disinfo, and other forms of grifty scam tech

7) Multi-level marketing schemes and more straightforward ponzi schemes

18.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1) mainframes, now rebranded as "the cloud!" Or Software As Service

2) offshoring and outsourcing, with a strong emphasis on piecework and the erosion of employment protections

3) automation with ane eye to deskilling and breaking segments of the labour force perceived as restless...

18.02.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

18.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8405    πŸ” 1945    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 38

lol, it’s a lot easier to form a tenants union when everyone in the building is in the same group chat

18.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1583    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

Connections
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18.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a good one if so

18.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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18.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

16.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14346    πŸ” 2807    πŸ’¬ 582    πŸ“Œ 732

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