Joqatana

Alex, white, crashed out

Izzy, gray, lies like a dog

Leia, cat, on top of everything.

It’s a madhouse.
#Dogsky #Catsky

Easy. It’s been in my head since 1970. The Dead. The Eleven.

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Good stuff. Wins this years Judi Dench Enbroidery Award that I just invented.

I can’t think of what to watch so we got random Columbo running in the background

That was 5 words

When you post a two year old video can you PLEASE indicate this in your post. Thank you.

The adult child has gone for the day so I don’t gotta go out in the cold.

It’s about a minute long. Worth it!

She has you convinced she’s a cat.

“Take it out of petty cash after you’ve shaken down Corporal Nobbs from nicking the petty cash.”

thank you for ruining my life i'm literally you

If I could figure out how I’d make a video of me getting out from under a 190 pound mastiff.

YouTube video by Jason Headley F*ck That: An Honest Meditation

I just reposted yours on my alt account. Art goes there, ranting goes here.

You ever hear the meditation this was based on?

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Hand embroidery, the words “fuck that” in faux Sanskrit with rainbow

Nice. May I share one of mine?

I read your posts in reverse, too, so I already knew

You are dehydrated. That’s what.

Somehow the kitchen garbage has gone from empty to full in 24 hours.
Not mine.

I love it when people younger than me with unrestricted incomes splain Medicaid/Medicare to me, without actually reading the words I wrote.

Literally. I cannot watch figure skating without getting incandescently mad at my mother for making sure I never excelled at anything she was good at , at any point in her life.

Last skater I watched was Surya Bonaly and only because I was in Somebody Else’s house.

Is bluesky down or is it my phone?

Thank you for knowing the difference between Crimson & Scarlet

Ah, the fine art of lyric trolling. Today people are splaining Tiny Dancer to @johnmoe.bsky.social
I’m seeing a tournament down the road but he’s up against a bear.

Have that, too.

It’s called Facebook

I assume all robocalls are spoofed numbers.
I’m really good at getting them to hang up on me.
Actually I now have the phone on Do Not Disturb except These People. It’s been much quieter.

Joisey.

I like where they tell you to check the box giving then permission to share my phone number and I don’t check the box but they do it anyway.
And the ones you “stop” only apply to the burner phone they used this time.

DSCC keeps sending me a poll I already took. Twice. I guess it doesn’t count unless you send more money

Trump should be ordered to personally reimburse us all instead of having the Treasury do it.

The Eleven. (Rant about Mom forgetting childrens feet grow or I would have skated it in 1970)