Tasselfoot

Decided to shelve Booth for now, but finished the other 3 in true speedrunner fashion:

Joe Wander - 50h median - 100% in 15h
JSB - 30h median - 100% in 13h
Last Cube - 12.5h median - 100% in 11.5h

But now idk what to play :/

Holy jeebus... new form of creepy solicitation just dropped. A company sent us $0.02 via PayPal with a giant wall of text about their business.

Except they sent it to a random @Armor email, which doesn't have a PayPal account. So it'll get returned to them in a month when unclaimed.

Cringe.

Finally hit 99% when including Restricted games... nice!! There's about a 0.18 difference due to a game I have 0% on and because of Four Second Forever's buggy achievements.

In my early days at FFR, I tried contacting a number of comedy songwriters I listened to as a kid. Only Tom Lehrer responded, graciously granting us permission to use some of his works.

Here's what I wrote about bringing Elements to FFR back in 2007: www.flashflashrevolution.com/ffr/who-is-t...

Nice. Glad someone else can ask what a term you use means before me.

Undertale memory box saying "I've never played Undertale... but, uh, that Megalovania is a bop." -Tass

Tass Tip for #indiedev achievement design:

If you are going to have an achievement for compiling a statistic (run x km, get y headshots, smack a boulder z times)... you MUST have a way for players to track their progress!!! In-game or via the platform's API.

Swords & Souls Legacy Collection is OUT NOW! 🎉⚔🎇

Get 5 amazing, classic games from SoulGame Studio for $9.99, plus 10% off if you own Swords & Souls: Neverseen or bundle the two games together!

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Swords & Souls Legacy Collection on Steam All 5 classic games from SoulGame Studio in one epic collection. Slash through enemies and apples in Swords & Souls. Grab the wheel and outrun trouble in The Soul Driver. Outsmart and outmaneuver ...

Hey so. I just released a game as a producer? If you like Flash games, make sure to pick up the Swords & Souls Legacy Collection... five amazing games in one package!

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Siege Hero Wizards... the last of the Siege Heros to still be available. No longer.

Man, I just love getting messages from Apple saying one of our games is being removed because it hasn't been updated in the past 3 years.

It's a functioning game. It works. It's complete. Why would we need to update it???

This game was already removed by Google... so now it'll be completely gone.

Legal has informed me that I need to make clear that this is a joke. Armor Games does not condone or abet in the committing of crimes by our developers.

Did you know that Armor Games Studios is a FULL service publisher? We're here to assist with any and all problems you encounter as a developer!

TransPerfect has been doing a lot in the QA space of late. As an alternative.

Nice milestone. 900 unrestricted, 100 restricted.

Of the 19 games I bought for Summer Sale, 16 are for just me (3 I'm playing with Partner). I've 100%'d 12/16 so far in 64 hours.

The remaining 4 are likely to take ~105, based on completion data. Wheeee.

Joe Wander, Just Shapes & Beats, Booth, and The Last Cube... I'm coming for ya. Slowly.

Tired: Fireworks
Wired: Drone Show

Playing a detective game called French Crime, and my head cannon is that it's all our French devs committing crimes, and I'm out here "solving" them by pinning them on others.

So @seedbyseedgames.bsky.social @kamaeru.bsky.social @severin-soulgame.bsky.social I see you and don't worry... I gotchu.

Of all the movies that never needed to be made… Jurassic World Rebirth is one of ‘em.

So you put them in the mail to ship them to a friend. Got it!

Hey Adrienne. Is this another one of those times I have to ask what a word means? Cause I’m assuming this isn’t about DHL and FedEx.

I need accounting people at other companies to show some personality, please. We recently hit 120 invoices with a partner (10 years!) and I tried to celebrate this milestone with them and was met with crickets.

bobby bonilla is laughing all the way to the bank .. ALT: bobby bonilla is laughing all the way to the bank ..

I don’t really celebrate holidays or birthdays. But I do celebrate Bobby Bonilla Day. 🎉

Did you know Armor Games has NINE games that are Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam?? And that ALL OF THEM are currently on sale! OMG!

store.steampowered.com/publisher/ar...

I have already 100%'d 5 of the 19 summer sale games I purchased. And started on 2 others. I have a problem.

We are also halfway through the year (basically)... I have 120 100%s so far in 2025.

Del Toro's Pinocchio?

Hey Dave. Would love to chat about bringing the game to Armor Games as well. Feel free to email me, tasselfoot [at] armorgames [dot] com to discuss! Curses, -Tass

Not 30 games... but 19 picked up. Here's to 100%ing all of them.

Best news of the day coming from @skyhookgames.bsky.social with new DLC announcement for Lawn Mowing Sim! Here’s hoping for some hard challenge achievements.