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David “เดวิด” Pattemore

@dpattemore.bsky.social

Ko te reo te taikura o te ao mārama Ecologist, Faux-farmer, Enthusiast, posts are my own opinions, likes not necessarily endorsements. Wide-a-woke. He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ally He tangata tiriti ahau, ngai Aotearoa ahau

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My dogs do that too!

20.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really really hate the new look iOS. It’s like cheesy late nineties MS WordArt aesthetic and is an awful user experience.

Why isn’t there any way to turn it off!? I know this is a super minor issue in the context of the world, but better consumer testing was needed before releasing it.

12.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The admission that the police are deliberately siphoning off correspondence to the PM and the Minister of Police from members of the public to make sure it is never seen sure strikes at the heart of a democracy. Corruption at the top level. Heads must roll.

12.11.2025 06:37 — 👍 76    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 0

Wow! It’s pouring here in the Waikato! 😭

12.11.2025 09:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

05.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 7815    🔁 1696    💬 13    📌 27

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

27.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 36039    🔁 13721    💬 1042    📌 630

I just signed this; let’s get this one going!

Petition of Bevan O’Connor: Withdraw the Regulatory Standards Bill
petitions.parliament.nz/212f27b2-98f...

24.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Yeah my sense of smell has never been the same. And although it recovers a bit after each bout, I feel it’s got worse overall with every time I’ve had Covid (3-4 times now - one time never had a positive test).

24.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this should surprise absolutely no one at all.
But will be said regardless. At volume.

22.10.2025 08:07 — 👍 74    🔁 29    💬 3    📌 1

Unbelievable!

21.10.2025 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh true! Hadn’t put those two things together in my mind 😓

21.10.2025 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WTF

21.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚨🔥📃TAHUNA TE PIRE | Te Pāti Māori does not support the Marine and Coastal Area (Takutai Moana) (Customary Marine Title) Amendment Bill
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"No govt in history has ever had the right or authority to extinguish the Tiriti-based rights of Māori. This is literally why treaty settlements exist.”
#NZPol

21.10.2025 10:02 — 👍 40    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0
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And then six hours later…

21.10.2025 09:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Umm, Te Wai Pounamu, maybe just stay home on Thursday??! 😬😬😬
I can’t recall seeing such a grim forecast chart; look at the pressure gradient inland from Kaikōura! 😱

21.10.2025 09:56 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 1

You’re welcome! 😁

20.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Merriam 😂

20.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Miriam Webster’s daily crossword “The Missing Letter” hilariously mixed up the spelling in one of their clues and answers today. 😂 It made me doubt myself, so I had to go google it. I was right and they were wrong!

20.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

17.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 34965    🔁 10858    💬 1149    📌 411
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Oppose the Amendments to the Marine and Coastal Area Act Join us in calling on the government to immediately halt all progress on the amendments to the Marine and Coastal Area (Takutai Moana) Act.

Join us in calling on the government to immediately halt all progress on the amendments to the Marine and Coastal Area (Takutai Moana) Act. our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/op...

14.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here’s my response to the NZ government shakeup of science funding today, on top of their reductions in bluesky funding and lack of accountability for climate issues. 🧪
We need urgent action on what the SSAG report describes as a fragile and chronically underfunded research system.

14.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

My life has been improved considerably since I started reading Google AI summaries as if they were being spoken by Philomena Cunk.

14.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s deeply encouraging to see footage of hostages reuniting with their families and to see Israeli forces withdrawing from Gaza.

There are obviously many more steps to achieving a lasting peace but today’s developments should give us all a profound sense of hope.

13.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 6840    🔁 640    💬 326    📌 36
A sign from the 2024 hikoi with many faces of Gerry Brownlee looking upset or just bored and the words "NO DON'T DO THAT"

A sign from the 2024 hikoi with many faces of Gerry Brownlee looking upset or just bored and the words "NO DON'T DO THAT"

Another haka and another display of Gerry's wonderful understanding of tīkanga.

09.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 57    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 2
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Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...

08.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 14407    🔁 5198    💬 282    📌 357
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Watch: Haka breaks out after Te Pāti Māori MP Oriini Kaipara's maiden speech, Parliament suspended Speaker Gerry Brownlee intends to investigate whether anyone knew the haka would take place after Te Pāti Māori MP Oriini Kaipara's maiden speech.

We live in a Māori nation. Our Parliament should reflect that more. The haka from the public gallery is an appropriate response to a maiden speech. Suspended Parliament only reminds Māori that they are not welcome to be authentically themselves there. #nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

09.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 226    🔁 59    💬 13    📌 7

If Winston truly believes Chlöe is responsible for his broken window then logically it follows that he must be accepting personal responsibility for every single death threat made to Benjamin Doyle and their whanau.

09.10.2025 05:43 — 👍 181    🔁 43    💬 7    📌 3
Screen shot of NZ Herald news story showing big zoomed in picture of the moon, with the title “How to see tonight’s super moon”, and the header “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse”

Screen shot of NZ Herald news story showing big zoomed in picture of the moon, with the title “How to see tonight’s super moon”, and the header “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse”

#breakingnews

Tonight, for one night only, you won’t need a telescope to see the moon! 😮

NZHerald: “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse [of tonight’s supermoon]”

07.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

*Marsh wins by 3 wickets

04.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid

29.09.2025 10:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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