Stone Cold 𓅃

Keir Starmer sitting at his desk, knowing that he can struggle on or by 6pm he could be knocking back his second Kingfisher whilst waiting for his butter chicken and plain naan to turn up.

Just wild to me that the political class has convinced themselves that it is too expensive just as the technology has moved to the extent that it’s probably going to be *cheaper* than the status quo alternative

it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”

"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man

How do you move past scandals without actually doing anything about them? Delusional party led by sociopaths

Paddington leading Morgan McSweeney to the political afterlife

“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”

Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife

McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free

Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles

Paddington does not make mistakes

Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up

I hate kier starmer more than I have any other politician in my lifetime.

The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.

Also the fare on the bus has increased 50% but they tell you that like it’s an achievement

NEWS

Feels a bit desperate mate

Is Farage in government?

“Making the desert bloom” latest

Robins are noisy as fuck

without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work

“it really depends on the pressing and condition”

De Niro joker meme

“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”

The Labour right control the party and they would rather burn the whole thing down than ever cede power to anyone to their left

Morgan McSweeney jumping ship would be funny because we’ll get to see Starmer somehow manage to be even shitter than he is already without his Machiavellian influence

Fuckin hate conflict and two of my closest people have fallen out over nothing and it’s doing my nut in.

Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader warned

I do think an underappreciated factor in why Reform are still long odds to form the next government is that they are, to a man, deeply weird freaks.
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transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk.

it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.

What successes lol

Mandelson was still a privy councillor yesterday which, for foreign followers, means he was one of many people who get to be in the room when the king goes to the toilet.

Email from Jeffrey Epstein tp Giuseppe Cipriani says: gates is not going to be there for dinner. he is going to stay at his hote. with bono...boring

Found this Bono reference in the Epstein files lol

“The U.S. Army brought the leading citizens of Ohrdruf to tour the facility, which turned out to be part of the Buchenwald network of concentration camps. A U.S Army colonel told the German civilians who viewed the scenes that they were to blame. One of the Germans replied that what happened in the camp was 'done by a few people,’ and ‘you cannot blame us all.’ And the American, who could have been any one of our grandfathers, said 'This was done by those that the German people chose to lead them, and all are responsible.'" "The morning after the tour, the Mayor of Ohrdruf killed himself. And maybe he did not know the full extent of the outrages that were committed in his community, but he knew enough. And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough. I ask you to consider what the Mayor of Ordruf might have thought before he died. Maybe he felt like a victim. He might have thought 'How is this my fault? I have no jurisdiction over this.' Maybe he would have said, 'This site was not subject to local zoning, what could I do?' But I think, when he reflected on the suffering that occurred at this camp, just outside of town, that those words would have sounded hollow even to him. Because in his heart he knew, as we do, that we are all responsible for what happens in our community.”

A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp...

"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
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Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me

Hamilton spoof “Mandelson”

My name is Keir Starmer and I’m here to say
I condemn paedophilia in every way 🎶

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'