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@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social

Dan, he/him. Bristol, England

873 Followers  |  405 Following  |  3,483 Posts  |  Joined: 30.07.2023  |  2.0071

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I thought this was photoshopped but no, oh no indeed. Someone spray painted a goat for last year's #Respectival.

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That's their idea of a "poignant tribute".

Wow.

09.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Two Panel Comic

Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying β€œYo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to”

Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams β€œThe people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”

Two Panel Comic Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying β€œYo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams β€œThe people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

26.11.2024 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3886    πŸ” 692    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 24

Good! Mostly setting up today but we got one track of the EP down and have the rest of tomorrow to get the rest done

08.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Purposefully throwing any Battlefield 1 game where I’m assigned to the White Army out of principle

08.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In session today

08.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes hahaha yes!!

08.11.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHOT MUFFLER” sticker on a generator

β€œHOT MUFFLER” sticker on a generator

Hey boy check you out, you’ve got a

08.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lest we forget to take the second exit

07.11.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
 In the past, in my experience, bad customers were mainly either drunk and entitled or else minor celebrities, the kind who have tasted just enough fame to be complete arseholes; Graham Linehan, for example, seemingly made a point of always coming in five minutes after lunch service had started and asking for breakfast while his companions ordered from the lunch menu. β€œThey’d tell him to fuck off at McDonald’s,” we’d mutter, but make him his bacon sandwich anyway. In fact, we would have told him to fuck off too (rather more politely) if he hadn’t been then-beloved sitcom writer Graham Linehan, years before his reinvention as extremely divorced transphobe. We should have realised.

In the past, in my experience, bad customers were mainly either drunk and entitled or else minor celebrities, the kind who have tasted just enough fame to be complete arseholes; Graham Linehan, for example, seemingly made a point of always coming in five minutes after lunch service had started and asking for breakfast while his companions ordered from the lunch menu. β€œThey’d tell him to fuck off at McDonald’s,” we’d mutter, but make him his bacon sandwich anyway. In fact, we would have told him to fuck off too (rather more politely) if he hadn’t been then-beloved sitcom writer Graham Linehan, years before his reinvention as extremely divorced transphobe. We should have realised.

Fantastic little vignette about Glinner from today's @vittles.bsky.social newsletter (I highly recommend subscribing btw, if you're in any way interested in food).

07.11.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8663    πŸ” 3179    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 87

It’s incredibly American

06.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

05.11.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Never even considered β€œnational anarchists” might exist before, seems even less logically coherent than β€œnational socialists”

06.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Twitter algo has got so much worse the past few weeks, it’s barely usable

06.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turnstile were so good. Never seen so many pits at a show.

06.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Libs hate leftists more than fascists pt 4729919

06.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

His mate was black, they were both acting like London is the scariest place on earth despite talking like roadmen

05.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First step out of the station and confronted with giant pile of human shit, London I have missed you

05.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When he first started talking I thought he was being ironic but no, it was real. Fascinating character.

05.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
my pose red scare cover

my pose red scare cover

yes hahaha yes

05.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBare Feds everywhere, got me paranoid bruv” - sir you are the least threatening man I’ve ever encountered, the Feds aren’t looking at you twice

05.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the coach to the london sat opposite a 20-something white boy with a goatee who bookends all of his very loud sentences with β€œbro” and he just took a deep breath and said β€œcheck that city air bruv” to his mate. Sir, this bus is air conditioned.

05.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The entirety of the party and media conspired to stab him in the back, it was sabotage

05.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna see turnstile tomorrow, I’m very excited

04.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sam Rockwell as GWB eating a chicken bone, next to GWB looking like Sam Rockwell

Sam Rockwell as GWB eating a chicken bone, next to GWB looking like Sam Rockwell

Dick Cheney - definitely almost Kissinger levels of evil but also meant we got to experience Sam Rockwell’s stellar performance as George W Bush in the film about him so a mixed bag.

04.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good Reddit

03.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3409    πŸ” 983    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 22

Getting a read on numbers for this is really useful, so if you think you're likely to be able to join, please DM @bristolantifascist.bsky.social to ask for the BAF external comms signal contact (or DM me and I can put you in contact with them).

04.11.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is VERY good at this, it’s impressive

04.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Prime Minister Keir Starmer, bold and rugged beast is he, standing behind a podium with a Britishflag in view to portray his passionate patriotism. He gesticulates with a thumb, presumably to indicates what you can’t have a go on any more due to the wanking ban. The grown ups are back in charge.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer, bold and rugged beast is he, standing behind a podium with a Britishflag in view to portray his passionate patriotism. He gesticulates with a thumb, presumably to indicates what you can’t have a go on any more due to the wanking ban. The grown ups are back in charge.

BREAKING 🚨 Keir Starmer to ban wanking - β€œThat’s quite enough of that thank you” says PM

04.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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