More like Paul Midwesterberg.

Screenshot of a government website for Siuslaw National Forest, with a sinister unwanted propaganda message overlaid on it.

If you look at the name of this national forest, you'll notice that its name is exactly Waluigi spelled backwards. This should tell you that something is afoot.

An assortment of numbers between 1 and 75, arranged in a 5 by 5 grid with a free space in the middle spot? I didnt have that on my bingo card.

Broke my duolingo streak today. Now I don't know if I even WANT to learn Nell.

I don't trust anyone that's got a skeleton inside them. Have you seen those things?!

Much health and healing to the deceased and his festival.

Turning Point's stuff has gone downhill the past couple days.

He's in heaven now, making amazing music with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopin, Franz Liszt, and Bruce Springsteen. I imagine him playing hambone percussion.

Ok, but whose phone should I be using?

Ok, but whose phone should I be using?

I hope the Pentagon is ordering some cuh-RAZY bread, on accounta how insane the whole thing is.

They full on made C. Thomas Howell do whiteface in The Outsiders....smh

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be Air Budd Dwyer.

In Soviet Russia, Shudder presents Corn in the Clownfield.

TV detective: These are some pretty intense lyrics. He must have had a lot of enemies. What parent WOULDN’T want to throttle him for filling their kids’ heads with trash?

Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!

How many Stamps does it take to send an actor to heaven?

Terrence Stamp. Delete.

The 1980s were just a Lengthiest Buttock competition.

Kids used to be into Sit Ubu Sit, and now all they talk about is Shit Labubu Shit.

If you love dictionary co-authors so much, why don't you Merriam?

Oh, did you also go to school with Lil Billy Sega?

I had a friend who had an uncle who worked at Nintendo. And, same. If he got caught drinking Pepsi, he'd have been arrested.

Adjusted for inflation, he's probably a Chabillionaire by now.

It stands for Heating, Ventilation, and All Cops.

Secretive Harold Wrong, the world's most famous demolitionist.

The French call it fromage because, well, fromage 0 to age 100, they're eatin' that cheese.

@mikeshardlemonade.bsky.social will there be a Mike's Amazing Hard Mayonnaise collab in the future?

Earth, Sweat, Nash, and Palmer.

Kids these days are into Cowboy Carter. In my day they were more into GAMEboy cartRIDGE.

Almost finished reading "A Distant Mirror." Barbara Tuchman really out there showing us the whole Coucy.

If you're tired of frivolity like I am, remember...in case you find any of those garish, vandalized eggs around this weekend, you can use Comet powder and elbow grease to scrub them back to their natural color.