juno

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

If Elrond really wanted to defeat Sauron he would have just shoved isildur off the ledge when they were in mt doom and saved everyone a lot of drama

he soived

riddle me this, youtube: why do the things i search get recommended to me on the homepage if i have search history turned off? did you think i clicked that button for fun?

fun fact: Cardi B is short for Cardboard Box

yearning for ego death, might join a hive mind later

cone of shame vs cone of delight

hades 2 good

barrel light on a bar wall

they killed donkey kong and his family at this bar. they displayed the barrels as evidence of their conquest and they salted the fields so nothing could grow. the light is all that’s left, a grotesque imitation of the brilliance the kong family provided when they were alive

in the market for a windfall rn. anyone know of any buried treasure? (preferably w map / x marking “the spot”?) or maybe a cache of jewels or rare coins. any will do, thanks in advance ❤️

a photo of purple double ended dildo among leaves and branches on the floor of a forest

found a double ended dildo in the woods on my walk today, is this some kind of omen?

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pen digs in the gray 16

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for his political views no doubt

i cant believe they killed dom dominoes

my girlfriend: my health anxiety is true crime brain but the crime is illness

awkward silence at the soothsayer meeting as no-one wants to be the first to bring up that the portents are all extremely fuckin malign

He’s life threateningly useless, the truest waste of space there’s ever been - even his actions are glacial, useless, a cruel, pointless man

you're gonna do it! i'm throwing a bunch of confetti at you right now

bright orange, purple and yellow illustrative art. it features two nude busts, one with shoulder-length hair, the other with short hair, and a figure in blue, nude with mild body hair and a star covering the nunie area. the whole piece is adorned with spiky and sparkly stars.

‘-phoria’

#genderidentity #queerart #lgbtqia #illustration #transpride

honestly I was really surprised to come across another Fun City listener in the wild (my TL) but this is probably a good opportunity to say: yeah this is a very good Shadowrun AP and more people should listen to it

the pinball level in split fiction is a fucking masterpiece

i want to do spinel drag

wahoooo

you ever just feeling yourself a little more? *lifts hand to earpiece* i'm being told this is known as "gender euphoria" folks

YouTube video by Cartoon Network Rebecca Sugar Performs 'Time Adventure' | Adventure Time | Cartoon Network

it's wednesday. my partner's gone back to the office and i'm metaphorically in the wednesday of my surgery recovery so now i've gotten high and am crying about this youtu.be/Xr53S9vIbCE

I'm sorry, but 'Harry Potter was a big part of my childhood' is a pathetic defence. Doubly so if you're British. Learning that a children's entertainment figure is a monster who should be forgotten is basically a tradition here.

Right. Shutting up now. Horrible, hideous, stressful, but one day all of this will be dust. Be more trans today not to spite them, just because it fucking rules.