Fideo Peligrosa, Blepper Extraordinaire

I'm with ya on that one!

A stylized trophy filled in with a hand-drawn stratigraphic cross section. The entire image is black and white

It's time to make your predictions (and help us test the voting site). Which ore mineral do you think will win?

Bracket: www.mineralcup.org/ore-bracket
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Competition voting starts on MONDAY NOVEMBER 3!

Four people dressed in realistic TMNT bodsuits that look like the ones from the original movie.

1991 me is LOSING HER MIND

I would do that near the end of my bags of skittles, bc who wants to be left with 6 lime skittles and nothing else 😄

Alt text for video: a husky is dressed up like an ambulance

4:59:59 - 1% hungry
5:00:00 - 100% hungry

bitten
in the night
my chewy center

A lit pumpkin with the bands & storms of Jupiter

And my final #sciart pumpkin (also my most viral post ever) Jupiter in IR

😂 my secret is revealed

Closeup photo of a mini chancla that had Erika heat-carved into it, but most of the pigment has worn away.

barely feeling
like one's self anymore
- a sole worn smooth

Closeup photo of a mini chancla that had Erika heat-carved into it, but most of the pigment has worn away.

barely feeling
like one's self anymore
- a sole worn smooth

"I Touched My Ex-Husband Today" and other horror stories, coming soon...

Get offline for a day. Create something.

I'm serious.

You cannot endure our current reality in ANY timeline if you are constantly scraping your raw nerves across the jagged edges of the evil that people do. You need tangible, embodied reminders that we endure through hope and love, not despair.

It is amazing and I'm a little sad that this has been missing from my life for so long.

I also didn't clock (hahaha) that hook equalling crochet makes for such a terrific Peter Pan pun.

Alost sunset light. A sloping field with scattered bushes. A low white house just built on an unlanscaped lot off to the right. Green trees. A few orange-tipped trees. A swath of pale southern sky.

👇🏻 This could be us

Montre "Rolex" tricotée au crochet

C'est celle que le Capitaine Crochet avait jadis au poignet.

I can teach you! We're only like 5 1/2 hours drive time apart 😂

As a band name it gives me Limp Bizkit vibes, just enough alliteration to make it really pop.

BlueSky, the dourest of the Social Media siblings, was also the steadiest. It was a comfort to know that BlueSky would accompany one on errands, would have a ready book, was well stocked with peppermints, all without getting caught up in some ill-advised adventure that would end in dross or tears.

Knuckle Smacking Nuns is one hell of a band name option.

No pun intended.

Caveat: your first album must be called Lollygagged.

Me vs. Monday, I wish edition.

(Alt text for OP's video, a kangaroo hops up to a spooky animatronic witch. When the witch cackles at it, the kangaroo kicks it firmly into next week.)

Aha 😊 yes, Santa Ana's.

I shall grab my sleeping bag & be there directly.

Our first Winds are due tomorrow afternoon I think. 😭 You get them too?

july cheers
october jeers
- 90 degrees!

#Haiku #Summer #Autumn

We have zero plans to put AI in LibreOffice, of course. Our focus is privacy and letting you control your data. Some users want AI features and they can get them via optional extensions made by the community – but we won't put it in the app itself.

Cartoon: Boss to secretary: "No calls for the rest of the day, Miss Bromley - I'll be carving my pumpkin."

Michael Maslin
New Yorker
October 26, 1987

Dame Emma, remaining legendary. 💪🏻

But (semi) seriously, it's a thing in Buddhism: Why do you always say the hole is too deep? Why do you never say your arm is too short?