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Environmental consultant with a case of weird brain. Secret real opinion account as my clients would likely burn me at the stake if they knew I wasn't right wing. I believe nobody should live in poverty.

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Got a 1985 Vemcolite VL-4 dual bulb drafting light to provide light when I get high as hell and play with my synth shit late at night. Only paid 35 bucks

The industrial design on this thing is goddamn amazing. Was used by a drafter that is now retired and used it his whole damn career.

05.11.2023 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skipping out on getting surfaced with a client to do my favourite thing in a strange city, walk around aimlessly furiously hitting my weed pen

20.10.2023 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A multicolour bag of peppers in a zip lock on a countertop

A multicolour bag of peppers in a zip lock on a countertop

Friend dropped off homemade salsa and peppers, some of which they grew in an aerogarden I lent them. Def owe them.

02.10.2023 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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American's just know have gotten All Dressed, but they still do not know the wonder of Zesty doritos.

Unreal it hasn't made it south of the border, objectively better than nacho cheese imo

30.09.2023 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Realized I subconsciously gave my cyberpunk character the same boobs, nipples and pubic hair as my wife.

I feel like I should get some kind of wife guy award.

25.09.2023 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hooking coworkers up with job offers at other firms is a very hilarious way to get them raises when they have been told no.

Very funny this is rewarded more than loyalty.

21.09.2023 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got invited to an "Autism in the Workplace" meeting and my first thought was "they know".

Turns out it is an educational session for leadership for how to work with autistic team members.

20.09.2023 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Life has literally gotten better since I have amassed a collection of lubricants, tapes/coatings and glues of the right variety. Everything runs smooth, everything to sticks (or doesn't) to what it should and if something malfunctions very likely the solution is there.

29.08.2023 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so many powerfully badly wired brains in engineering consulting

18.08.2023 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucked up what's happening in Yellowknife, lots of people I know in the Evac. These climate change weather events are scary at hell and they have just started.

17.08.2023 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you realize how wrong this opinion is, I hope you have the strength to re-examine your other opinions about things, which are almost certainly just as moronic.

17.08.2023 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ripley has a powerful napping posture

17.08.2023 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was hungry and gambled on some sketchy feta for a burg last night. I lost.

Days like this make me so happy I bought a fancy bidet.

16.08.2023 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes and it worked

15.08.2023 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having kids increased my supply of items to fix by like 2 orders of magnitude, so a low key positive I guess

15.08.2023 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love having something I don't understand break, and then taking it apart and fixing it. Underrated simple pleasure.

15.08.2023 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering how bored I am of making fun of NFT's I really want to see how much those slurp juice apes are worth in TYOOL 2023. I bet nothing.

14.08.2023 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your friends look delicious

14.08.2023 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm mad that Elon let Zuck feel this, he doesn't deserve the pure elation of having somebody challenge you and back out like this.

14.08.2023 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday selfie, just heard the phrase "leadership chain" in a meeting

14.08.2023 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mac IIe?

14.08.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My theory for why this is so good is technical writing/illustrating was a major career in the 60s to late 70s and this would have been about as late as computer graphics and old school technical illustrators existed at the same time.

There are drawings in old HP manuals that are beautiful.

13.08.2023 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed this shit rips.

This art is fascinating to me because this would have been the one time period where technical illustrators for manuals and reports still existed in a major way when computer art did too, hence the quality of the drawings.

13.08.2023 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defeat that smiling bitch forever. Memorized this years ago and have impressed small children and idiots ever since. Completing using machine learning, works well.

13.08.2023 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing about searching for bootlicker pictures to reply to assholes with is a wild amount of gay military bdsm style porn with pictures to choose from.

Always find it facilitating when I came across an obvious fetish I've never thought about before.

13.08.2023 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man licking a boot

A man licking a boot

13.08.2023 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4 Non Blondes - Whats Going on
4 Non Blondes - Whats Going on

This song playing to the lyrics run through a bitcrush filter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87rhZTumujw

13.08.2023 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I find you can do is just keep saying "not today" to the little voice and keep trucking.

10.08.2023 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and having to continue when you just want everything to stop takes massive force of will

10.08.2023 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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