mopeyface

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

와장창💥

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

I don’t think the painting I made for my movie ever got enough love

YES

exasperated Eric Bogosian stepping through a vampire orgy trying to figure out which one of these hairless gay nymphs double parked him

drawing people i see in the city (62/?)

just like keyframes! except you only get one of them, so like. the opposite of animation

Frame #53500 from S04 -E25 - Battle Saury Fish-628221

Ok but which one is he and why is there a random dude there???

That gentleman with the long ponytail, glasses, and leather jacket who went viral when he got asked by a TikTok guy to choose between LGBTQ rights or economic stability and his answer was "both."

One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity

Fondly remembering the time the Baroque Frogger mobile game gave me the single most fucked push notification I've ever received.

"i fell asleep... she musta crawled under there for warmth. and how long have i been saying, she shouldn't be on the furniture?" followed immediately by tony getting so sad about a horse painting he has to run out of the room

tony continuing to brawl with his eyes and lungs full of raid and screaming about how innocent the horse was

A jar of pickles labled Itty Bitty Tout Petis

does anyone wanna see my

*reads that John Brown and co used broadswords to kill slave owners*

oh i guess this means 19th century double edged sabers which were called broadswords.

*turns out no he used actual Conan-ass broadswords*

Would love to be able to sell this painting for cheap so I can buy new art supplies

every performer, at some point, gave into their instincts and started chasing the bubbles around and swatting them like a cat. i love an environment that can yes-and being a menace

these two divorced divas sitting up front made it their MISSION to keep the stream flowing

one of the girlies was doing a dance/stage magic/LED wizardshit set that worked perfectly with the floating rainbow orbs, one pf them figured out how to twirl her dress to make them swirl around her, AND.

brought little bubble wands to a drag show and handed them out to the drunkest older women i could find, and i honestly didn't expect the amount of delight i got for my dollar

Starting a GoFundMe to bedazzle her horns.

like russel crowe's javert

DONATE TO THIS BRAVE BOY'S SMOOTHIE FUND!!

I’m glad people are seeing this cruelty. But we shouldn’t forget the people our border has killed, they get little more than a metal cross my friends make, a small cairn, a little plaque, and a space in the hearts of those of us who wanted better for them.

nomoredeaths.org/us-mexico-bo...

hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner

Gretchen got suspended, so we have to extra spread the word about Black Flame's release. I had the chance to read it a few months back and it's such a brutal hard look at cultural trauma, assimilation, self hatred, revenge, and the messiness of history. It will knock your socks off

uploading this comic here too

a comic cover illustrated in black and white, with heavy crosshatching. at the top of the page is the title written in a horror-eque font, and it states: "dweller of the night". underneath the title is a scene of two characters sitting in a ditch by a culvert somewhere in the woods. one character is on the left, and they have long hair and are wearing a black t-shirt and pants. the other character is on the right, and they have a buzzcut and are wearing a white t-shirt and shorts, and they are holding a phone. there is a small trickle of water between them coming from the culvert. the character on the left has a speech bubble above their head, and they are saying: "dude can you believe andi's house burnt down a month ago?". the character on the right has a speech bubble beside them, and they are saying: "yah it's all over reddit.".

andi.thecomicseries.com/comics/1
this comic is gross, and sad, and obscene, and i loved it. the art is so gnarly, sick crosshatching, and the story dives right in and it's a really crazy trip. i love a story that can make me feel, and this one hit both sadness and disgust in the best way possible