@mmaverickk.bsky.social
trying not to panic, here ✌️✌️
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
04.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 937 🔁 262 💬 11 📌 10I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
08.05.2025 21:38 — 👍 3552 🔁 917 💬 56 📌 33kamala can still be pope if she takes pennsylvania
09.05.2025 04:10 — 👍 361 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 1CEO: We need to come up with a brand name for these sticks of bread.
Guy who named the meatball: *takes deep breath
For anyone who believes there’s such a thing as “clean coal,” I invite you to sample my newly launched range of “safe cyanide” soft drinks and snacks.
19.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 932 🔁 168 💬 33 📌 7Are you honestly suggesting I have to meal plan AGAIN and then grocery shop AGAIN and then cook dinner AGAIN
18.03.2025 16:38 — 👍 180 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 2I just hope this reboot of “Let them eat cake” has the same ending. I hate when reboots stray from the source material.
07.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 9211 🔁 1176 💬 214 📌 51DID YOU KNOW:
I am 1000 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly.
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
04.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 16067 🔁 1985 💬 390 📌 107link?
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
28.02.2025 17:53 — 👍 44929 🔁 8221 💬 713 📌 270Every day I have to hear about some asshole
28.02.2025 12:25 — 👍 13507 🔁 2647 💬 203 📌 83spam callers are actually cicadas is a god tier take
27.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
time for hunger games simulator. top ten get the place of honor.
21.02.2025 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have an excessive amount of rage that Harris/Walz didn’t get elected. 😅😅😅😭😭😭
20.02.2025 21:44 — 👍 8362 🔁 433 💬 403 📌 62that’s a lot of traffic
18.02.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I’ll miss science but blaming my mistakes on witches & demons seems ok I guess
13.02.2025 03:13 — 👍 165 🔁 20 💬 16 📌 0*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”
[power chords]
deadnaming is not okay unless it's twitter or the gulf of mexico hope this helps!!
11.02.2025 08:31 — 👍 594 🔁 218 💬 16 📌 5kind on purpose, not by nature. do not push.
10.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Instead of measuring my level of success by the amount of money I’ve made, I now measure it by the number of dogs I have petted, and, y’all, I am killing it.
10.02.2025 00:19 — 👍 430 🔁 37 💬 14 📌 3hey man I can't hang tonight the ancestral stones portend grave horrors again lol
07.02.2025 18:16 — 👍 347 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 0missed opportunity to say “you ducked up”
31.01.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So when an owl rotates their head 270 degrees and regurgitates rodent bones it's cool, but when I do it I'm possessed by a legion of chthonic fiends?
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