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K Lynn Patterson

@klpatauthor.bsky.social

Lawyer, Writer, Transplanted Texan. Queer. She/Her

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YESSSS.

Like, no hard and fast rules, obviously. But so many bonus points (for example) if the slow-burn has moments of delicious barely touching that leaves them gasping.

12.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. And I understand. πŸ˜‚ I won’t comment on areas outside of my wheelhouse.

12.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly, for ME, if they aren’t kissing until 50% of the way through, it’s got to be an otherwise *excellent* read, & also have a robust plot (pulling off a heist, etc)

There have been times I’ve been listening to one in the car, and I just start yelling at them to kiss. πŸ˜‚

12.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have thoughts on a Citizens United fix? I’m really curious about the nuance you’re bringing to the conversation (and you’ve probably posted about it before, so obviously feel free to tell me to pound sand lol)

12.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All my chickens hatched.

12.02.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People! Always making little guys :)

12.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I really enjoyed that series, and the sapphic book (Perks of Loving a Wallflower) was *chefs kiss*

12.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What will those feisty Gen-Zers purchase next? Recklessly splurging on the $1.50 hot dog at Costco? An actual vegetable every other day? Perhaps even a second serving of gruel?

11.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘‹πŸΎ Skyline! This fundraiser is 3 yrs and 4 mos old, but it's down to the last 6% and $4157.

3 wks ago I stepped back from attending births all over the greater Chicagoland area because rideshare algos were eating me alive. Last week my apartment flooded πŸ™ƒ

I appreciate every bit. ALL of it helps.

06.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
11.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof that nails it. She even did the hair flip.

11.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me

11.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2281    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 9

looking SPECIFICALLY for:

1. someone experienced with the Zoom livestream feature

2. someone who can throw together a logo / graphics pretty quickly

3. someone who can get a web landing page set up pretty quickly

4. 1-3 people to tally donations the night of

if that's you, please holler! πŸ’–

11.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Time to revisit this 2018 op-ed I still think about all the time

(This grift has been going for so long you can add gen z to this)

www.nytimes.com/2018/09/15/o...

11.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

So they cut back on eating out, can’t buy homes or pay off their student debt, but the WSJ is mad that they have the temerity to shop at the fancy grocery store? ::gasp::

11.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This also feels like it’s just recycled avocado toast discourse.

11.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can quite famously buy a rotisserie chicken for five dollars at costco

11.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1434    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 2

In a the last 10 years our front yard has gone from β€˜not even grass’ to an overgrown wild patch of native plants.

My favorite result of this, other than all the plants is the bees, and most specifically, when I catch sight of a teddy bear bumblebee.

10.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lawsky: who can help with this???

10.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This has been my thought as well. During Covid, i was like, sure, i understand that shit's hard; you're making it smaller. then inflation because of supply chain issues, alright.

now? We know corporations were just raking in profits.

10.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The butternut squash of your nightmares.

10.02.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody names their child β€œHezekiah Butterworth” anymore, and I think we are all the poorer for it

10.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5699    πŸ” 1615    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

β€œHe can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, β€˜Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

10.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13913    πŸ” 5373    πŸ’¬ 378    πŸ“Œ 530

This was amazing. I did one, and then my 10 yo stole my phone and did a few.

10.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's learn about the coquí frog 🐸 (Eleutherodactylus coqui), native to Puerto Rico where it is a beloved national symbol.

I want to focus on their call: two tones described as co- and -quΓ­.

(SOUND ON) Take a listen πŸ‘‚ & see if you spot the pattern.

Then I'll tell you something amazing about it.

09.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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Puerto Rico stops for 13 minutes to applaud history and bask in Bad Bunny's glow This was Puerto Rico's moment, a spotlight on a collective son who quit bagging groceries a decade ago and became the world's most streamed artist on Spotify last year.

This was Puerto Rico's moment, a spotlight on a collective son who quit bagging groceries a decade ago and became the world's most streamed artist on Spotify last year.

09.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3235    πŸ” 647    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 28

I'm still cheering. That show was bottled joy, cut with hopeful cynicism, and chased with a shot of pure undiluted fuckin'.

09.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

So much detail!

09.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Receipts:

heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/july-4-2020

09.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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