YESSSS.
Like, no hard and fast rules, obviously. But so many bonus points (for example) if the slow-burn has moments of delicious barely touching that leaves them gasping.
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YESSSS.
Like, no hard and fast rules, obviously. But so many bonus points (for example) if the slow-burn has moments of delicious barely touching that leaves them gasping.
Fair. And I understand. π I wonβt comment on areas outside of my wheelhouse.
12.02.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frankly, for ME, if they arenβt kissing until 50% of the way through, itβs got to be an otherwise *excellent* read, & also have a robust plot (pulling off a heist, etc)
There have been times Iβve been listening to one in the car, and I just start yelling at them to kiss. π
Do you have thoughts on a Citizens United fix? Iβm really curious about the nuance youβre bringing to the conversation (and youβve probably posted about it before, so obviously feel free to tell me to pound sand lol)
12.02.2026 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All my chickens hatched.
12.02.2026 06:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People! Always making little guys :)
12.02.2026 01:06 β π 250 π 51 π¬ 2 π 0Oh I really enjoyed that series, and the sapphic book (Perks of Loving a Wallflower) was *chefs kiss*
12.02.2026 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What will those feisty Gen-Zers purchase next? Recklessly splurging on the $1.50 hot dog at Costco? An actual vegetable every other day? Perhaps even a second serving of gruel?
11.02.2026 02:42 β π 704 π 108 π¬ 26 π 1ππΎ Skyline! This fundraiser is 3 yrs and 4 mos old, but it's down to the last 6% and $4157.
3 wks ago I stepped back from attending births all over the greater Chicagoland area because rideshare algos were eating me alive. Last week my apartment flooded π
I appreciate every bit. ALL of it helps.
Oof that nails it. She even did the hair flip.
11.02.2026 19:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
11.02.2026 16:01 β π 2281 π 383 π¬ 69 π 9looking SPECIFICALLY for:
1. someone experienced with the Zoom livestream feature
2. someone who can throw together a logo / graphics pretty quickly
3. someone who can get a web landing page set up pretty quickly
4. 1-3 people to tally donations the night of
if that's you, please holler! π
Time to revisit this 2018 op-ed I still think about all the time
(This grift has been going for so long you can add gen z to this)
www.nytimes.com/2018/09/15/o...
So they cut back on eating out, canβt buy homes or pay off their student debt, but the WSJ is mad that they have the temerity to shop at the fancy grocery store? ::gasp::
11.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This also feels like itβs just recycled avocado toast discourse.
11.02.2026 03:01 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0you can quite famously buy a rotisserie chicken for five dollars at costco
11.02.2026 02:54 β π 1434 π 126 π¬ 64 π 2In a the last 10 years our front yard has gone from βnot even grassβ to an overgrown wild patch of native plants.
My favorite result of this, other than all the plants is the bees, and most specifically, when I catch sight of a teddy bear bumblebee.
Lawsky: who can help with this???
10.02.2026 16:32 β π 89 π 67 π¬ 0 π 1This has been my thought as well. During Covid, i was like, sure, i understand that shit's hard; you're making it smaller. then inflation because of supply chain issues, alright.
now? We know corporations were just raking in profits.
The butternut squash of your nightmares.
10.02.2026 07:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody names their child βHezekiah Butterworthβ anymore, and I think we are all the poorer for it
10.02.2026 01:11 β π 136 π 13 π¬ 5 π 1Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
10.02.2026 01:30 β π 5699 π 1615 π¬ 12 π 0Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
βHe canβt sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, βDaddy, Daddy,ββ Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
This was amazing. I did one, and then my 10 yo stole my phone and did a few.
10.02.2026 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let's learn about the coquΓ frog πΈ (Eleutherodactylus coqui), native to Puerto Rico where it is a beloved national symbol.
I want to focus on their call: two tones described as co- and -quΓ.
(SOUND ON) Take a listen π & see if you spot the pattern.
Then I'll tell you something amazing about it.
This was Puerto Rico's moment, a spotlight on a collective son who quit bagging groceries a decade ago and became the world's most streamed artist on Spotify last year.
09.02.2026 13:42 β π 3235 π 647 π¬ 45 π 28I'm still cheering. That show was bottled joy, cut with hopeful cynicism, and chased with a shot of pure undiluted fuckin'.
09.02.2026 13:50 β π 74 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1So much detail!
09.02.2026 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Receipts:
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/july-4-2020