🤬 Heated Hobbit 🤬

We had a Zumba studio that was a front for prostitution. The list of men who went to see this woman leaked and wrecked their lives and it was apparently national news for a minute.

Yeah I noticed the ragweed flowering when I pulled into the lot at work. I anticipate allergy misery but that’s at least a misery I’m adjusted to lmao

The RELIEF when I walked outside and didn’t immediately feel like I was trying to breathe soup

People are wild

What if I played robot unicorn attack on Adult Swim’s website?

An almost $30k agreement later and I’m gonna have a new roof and gutters. Geez that shit is expensive.

Well I appreciates you

a woman in a pink shirt is laying on the ground Alt: a woman in a pink shirt is laying face-down, splayed out on the ground

In case you were curious, replacing your roof, 12 windows, and siding is expensive AF. Oof

Genuinely is 5:45 and this was one of the first things I saw upon waking this is gonna be a good day

Oh that blue makes everything about her pop I love it

a girl in a pink sweater is raising her arms in the air while standing in front of a group of people . Alt: a girl in a pink sweater screams in excitement and throws a punch bowl on the floor before raising her arms in the air while standing in front of a group of people.

EYYYYYY!

Get rehomed, nerd. I brought him like 5 miles from the house to release him in some blueberry fields. Plenty of snacks for him to eat there

A live mouse trap sitting on a counter with a mouse inside

I haven’t slept well all week bc I’ve had a little visitor. I finally got to the point where I bought several boxes of live traps and placed them throughout the house last night and less than an hour later

This is why we don’t tempt fate

Im the same way and I’ve only ever regretted it like twice bc they ended up being things I did genuinely enjoy. But I’d rather delay enjoying something than constantly be mad that I sat through this thing that’s actually subpar at best

Everything I find out about AI makes me feel vindicated re: being that guy from Always Sunny with the strings on the cork board about all the various AI filters that TikTok went nuts for.

I need people to be so fucking for real right now: when did we start calling hotdogs glizzies? I thought glizzy meant Glock. I feel like I’m going insane

A partially demolished wall with red paint and exposed wooden studs. The drywall paper is ripped up along the edges

Fully exposed wall studs with the drywall on the other side still fully intact

Exposed studs with several cut out, drywall on the other side visible

Frame of a wall fully exposed with all studs removed. Backside of the drywall facing the next room fully exposed

If you give a lesbian a sawzall…

Starting out my pride month listening to a biography about Keith Haring. As you do.

Not only did they take out Gantu, they de-yassified my girl Pleakley!

But I can’t without singing it. I can’t be blamed for my randomly breaking into Get Low bc of yall

A screenshot of a section of StoryGraph’s dashboard labeled “Recommendations” with a text box that says “You don’t have any recommendations generated at the moment. Click the button below to get started” with a teal button that says “Generate” below it.

It’s something you have to actively generate within your profile in order for the recommendations to show. I haven’t touched that section and this is what it looks like on mine. I have zero intention of using that feature

I’ll probably watch this tomorrow. I’m already seeing good things about it

There’s another bird on its turf! That cannot be allowed to continue

This is the sort of feckless, ineffectual “I’m very concerned” I expect from Susan Collins. You’re less than useless to our state if you’re not willing to stand up to blatant attempts to control who can vote under what circumstances when the laws to require citizenship already exist

You spineless muppet of a man. So you’re perfectly happy fucking over the largely elderly population of your constituency that relies on mail-in ballots bc of something that’s already a law? Bc this act aims to remove mail-in ballots.

Been a wild last couple weeks. On one hand: put my cat down and a cousin was stabbed to death by his girlfriend.

On the other hand: I now have a little godchild that I get to spoil to high heaven.

Balance.

Happy birthday! I’d share my blueberries & cream Lindts with you if I could

Every time I get a panicky, lots of caps & !!! text from Dem offices, begging for donations to stop Tr**p it makes me seethe.

Y’all are in office, do something instead of trying to ask for more $$ while doing nothing to stop what’s happening in gov’t.