Human Irrationality Project

It's mid (mid) as opposed to Subway mid (bad)

Happy Birthday!

The Coast Guard is out stealing oil tankers off the coast of Europe. Shut them down.

Panic! at the Home Depot

We at least need a European team to win this thing

Rio S30S MP3 player

Pretty sure it was this one. 64 MB and I had either American Idiot or Meteora on it at all times

Same. I had a Rio that held like 15 songs, then a 3rd gen iPod

"My dad's iPod" and it's newer than my first one

Tom Wambsgans from Succession

When you lose as a TX Republican and a Wambsgans

Lingua amputo 👅✂️

The MSRP on that is crazy! The L&S PB-3 is a no brainer in that price bracket

It's like a fake Acro?

Even the Thermal garbage had more thought in it

DBZ Friday with Tony Gokupill

But you can use it in conjunction with other flags like the number ones to display distance to a hazard

¡Stop right there!

He was the only candidate I ever canvassed for or donated to

console: big_head_mode=1

Received confirmation USCIS got my wife's green card return. We are out

I'll be informing the Council of your unauthorized disclosure

These and the ones shaped like an S were key memories visiting my grandparents in Brooklyn

F1 was a real stinker as a huge racing fan

You may have universal healthcare, but I've got these gold fingers!

Thanks! Was getting a little demoralized with the job market here

Got my first job in the UK with an awesome non-profit!

Bumper sticker: Gas or ass, no free rides

I guess he didn't read the AF1 rules?

Sorry, dawg. I'm only friends with major celebrities, not minor ones

Does what it says on the box