Oscar Meyer Lansky

"Since launch, more than a dog a day has been found and more than 27 dogs a day every day every year have been shot by the police using your Search Party by Ring cameras to hunt and kidnap your neighbors who they also shoot to the tune of about 4 a day every day every year, as well as the dogs."

First day of work as the guy who monitors all cars to manually engage their speed governors when they change roads and I'm thinking about killing myself

Bacurau

Peen on screen!

Apocalypse Now

A perfectly cast movie

"the perfect is the enemy of the good" mainly comes up when the "good" thing on offer is extremely not good

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.

We don't usually use the word drowsy outside of a medication context. I'm gonna change that. Sorry man, can't hang tonight I'm too drowsy

But if a New Yorker asks you for a lighter she'll get excited

ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... • 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign? i'm utterly fine with him being banned 2 ¿ 5 18 Elle Bee @laurenbee.bsky.social • 1h ???? 1 2 • •• ••. ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election

oh that’s why she lost

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

A lot of cool people were born on February 4th: Emperor Norton, Constance Markievicz, Big Bill Haywood, Jacques Prévert, Rosa Parks, Ida Lupino, George Romaro, and probably some others I'm missing.

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I'm celebrating

Some adorable little guys here

7 months after signing it, I now have a copy of my lease! For months my landlord denied it existed and attempted to force a different lease on me and at one point threatened to evict me. I am vindicated!

Saw a good price on one formerly belonging to an Abby Normal

Poster for Bi Gan's Resurrection

Off to the pictures! Today: Resurrection

First book club day of 2026. Very excited

We are the sons of the princes they couldn't turn into frogs

You gotta watch French movies from before the New Wave because sometimes they have Jean Gabin in them

Book checkpoint

Last: The Cloud Atlas (not Cloud Atlas, which was adapted into the film of the same name)

Current: Zorba the Greek

Next: idk yet, maybe Moby Dick or 1919

1818 text or 1831 text?

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.

start over and explain like i'm five. okay stop. start over and explain like you're my father and you're proud of me. try to use the words "i love you"

For the record this is purely retaliatory for speaking up about my landlord's illegal behavior. I have always paid rent in full and on time.

Whelp it's reached that point, I'm being threatened with eviction. All landlords are bastards

grab a few small beers and get after those beavers