Robyn Shepherd

See this is the kind of outside the box communications thinking I bring to the table, hmu, employers ✨

This would be infinitely more entertaining if they had to bob into a giant bucket of water for these little Pokémon balls. ⚽️

At least give Gretzky and Judge a crossword or something to pass the time out there.

I will never cast aspersions on any awards show for running some clock ever again after this nonsense. It’s not even fun to hate watch. ⚽️

Nessun Dorma? Oh this is gonna be GOOFY goofy ⚽️

The “Go Birds” menacing has started at 7:30 am in the JFK concourse. You are welcome.

This is a flight of fancy and not discoverable, ok

But rly tho

There is someone here at the natural history museum using Chat GPT on speaker to ask it questions that are ably answered by the exhibit he is standing in front of: should I kill him y/n

What do you mean the German word for heartbreak is herzschmerz

Mistaken for Irish (again). Take one shot of Tully. Do not pass Go.

I don’t know if it’s a testament to not traveling as much this year, or the fact that hotels now do the dispenser thingy, but I had to go buy a bottle of shampoo for the first time in years. We used to have a civilization, says me.

Black and white cat and small grey rabbit sitting on a small area rug that’s shaped like a white goose holding a knife.

Goose rug THRIVES

Small gray rabbit splooted out on the floor with her paws in front of her and her head down. A bunch of toys behind her.

Small grey rabbit sitting on a small area rug that’s shaped like a white goose holding a knife.

Rabbit rabbit

The next time the Eagles play I will be there in person and ambivalent is a nice word for how I feel about that.

Don’t you let me down you beautiful idiots (football content)

This is not paid content because the damn thing still has held up for two decades. I don’t need another one. Unless you guys wanna send me some cool popcorn seasoning or something. Love to fancy up my popcorn. 🍿

I have had a whirlypop for 20 years. It rules. I say this as somebody who loves popcorn so much that I will consume whatever size receptacle you give to me. The whirlypop also makes for a satisfyingly large snack that does not tip into the realm of gluttony. Whirlypop forever.

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

That plate looks gorgeous, dude

I feel this so hard, why are so many of you so wrong, eat dinner at dinner time you weirdos

Please avenge us, uh, [checks notes] Kansas City Chiefs (is this right? Ok sure fine whatever)

Please avenge us, uh, [checks notes] Kansas City Chiefs (is this right? Ok sure fine whatever)

“Oh gosh. Oh golly. Oh gee.” — me summoning enthusiasm for a game between two teams I am bound by blood to hate

YouTube video by keasbeymornings The National - Sailors in Your Mouth [Bob's Buskers]

This is why I can never be normal when there’s a gravy boat about. And why I really confounded the sailing chat today. #SailorsInYourMouth youtu.be/dH94wPLlGm4?...

One of the funniest bits of the 21st century is Jack White being the guy who wrote the song that will be played at full volume at every football game as long as the sport exists.

Friends, this is what “commitment to the bit“ looks like, and what we should all aspire to.

Robyn peering over a tray of just baked golden biscuits (ignore the flatter batch behind me where the shortening was not cut in as uniformly they still taste fine)

Biscuits on a tray

Grammy Shepherd’s biscuits ✅ #RiskItForTheBiscuit

Photo of a TV showing the Philadelphia Museum of Art on Thanksgiving Parade day with the caption “good morning beautiful and a bell.

THE PEOPLE’S PARADE

If you don’t wish your biscuits good luck before you put them in the oven, you are rude.

don’t listen to the naysayers, you can “happy thanksgiving” your way back into her life if you just add the right combination of turkey and fall leaf emojis. I believe in you.