Strobel

We are GOLD, baby!!! 🔥📀🔥

Sep. 12... we're coming for you!

24.07.2025 21:01 — 👍 70    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 12

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 — 👍 67274    🔁 14737    💬 1626    📌 876

Illustration of a larger blonde woman in front of a small camper with her dog and lawn decor

I haven’t shared this anywhere yet, but I’m sick of sitting on it. 😭

27.04.2025 04:18 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Tax Form That I accidentally clicked on with the following boxes right next to each other in the same form: Crop Insurance proceeds, Gross proceeds paid to an attorney, Fish purchase for resale, Excess Golden Parachute payments

If you're not filling out all of these boxes on your tax form, are you even living life?

05.04.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the end, there are two kinds of people in this world. People that believe "Finders Keepers" is a legit way to live your life, and people with empathy.

07.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Welcome to the new dark ages, I hope you're living right.
These are the new dark ages, and the world might end tonight."

27.01.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is vital that we give big ai trillions of dollars and let them burn through billions of cubic feet of natural gas per day so that students are able to get a passing grade without having to learn anything

22.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 2654    🔁 386    💬 37    📌 15

I'm in a similar place - I found out with 5 minutes left in my last therapy session in December that they accept Cigna for medical but not therapy (same place as my doctor office) and it went from a great session to "oh god this is our last one" real quick. Crossing my fingers for all of us.

03.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice humblebrag about having friends :P

13.12.2024 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0