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Get the giant bucket of iced coffee they just started selling. In case you can't get more coffee for 2 weeks.

It's alright, I'm already getting into suburban Dad Valhalla by dying with my New Balance on.

If I could get this and Muldoon's folding stock shotgun I would be complete.

If I looked around and everybody I knew was acting like this I'd leave. These people are freaks.

Oh WaPo columnist. That explains a lot.

That's what I call them. It's kind of how I figure a goblin would exercise anyway.

I showed my 8 year old this and he said "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of the human mind." He's right, but it was eerie.

Time for my velveteen lined metal pants to stand tall!

Hey, some of us also live in the greater Planfrismckallylie superplex.

As someone else in tech product management I'm slowly being driven insane by all the AI talk. Just regurgitating bullshit, then when being told it's crap just going "Oh well, still, this would be cool right??" The psychoses induction machine isn't cool.

Oh hell yeah

The thing that bothers me the most is they expect us to believe Holly Hunter is still alive in the 32nd Century? Ridiculous!

No thank you.

Grainger carries stuff I would never order but feel I really should. Like the environment suit.

As in more brazen killings by law enforcement?

You'll have that on them big (vagina) jobs.

As an American, and specifically Texan, everyone should have their own small portable nuclear weapons cache.

Great idea, thank you.

Canompoline!

My parents bought a Hyundai the very first year they arrived because it was a brand new car they could afford. 35 years later my dad talked about that car the way someone would refer to a natural disaster that destroyed their home town. It was like $3500 and worthless.

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I know in our area of exurban Texas the bus rides can take an hour for some kids. They also frequently get caught in traffic snarls. So for some folks it just makes more sense to drive your kids yourself.

You should try to get your hands on some yaupon holly tea leaves. Makes good tea and is local to the South.

I need a Kei truck that can do at least 60 or I will be obliterated by someone in a pristine dually recording a rant on their phone.

Yeah I didn't like the Beatles but it's because I grew up in a Zeppelin/Sabbath household. And at most it was benign indifference. Although we watched the shit out of The Yellow Submarine.

Ballfo Overtime

As a man who was once in his 20s this is, broadly, correct.

I was cursed with being good at Excel and computer in a company where other people weren't.

I won't think you're crazy and man I love collecting ghost stories.

It's great on chili dogs.