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333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.

02.03.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1668    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 82

this is a post off the onion… it’s has to be

07.02.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

02.02.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 125321    πŸ” 34598    πŸ’¬ 3191    πŸ“Œ 2523
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Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"

01.02.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 39218    πŸ” 9150    πŸ’¬ 962    πŸ“Œ 447
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β€œcan you take me higher?”

01.02.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is playing a guitar with music notes flying around it ALT: a cat is playing a guitar with music notes flying around it

β€œcan you take me higher?”

01.02.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think trump got confused with the calls for cancelling student loan debt and forgot the debt

28.01.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 A billboard has been spotted announcing Lady Gaga’s new album β€˜Mayhem’ will release March 7th.

27.01.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2336    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 202
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Fitting decor to match Musk's energy

Fitting decor to match Musk's energy

Tesla Model 3 surprise redecorated on the street in Austria, Vienna. Acts of resistance against Musk products and businesses increasing worldwide, especially in Europe.

24.01.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8176    πŸ” 1838    πŸ’¬ 414    πŸ“Œ 246
Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"

Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"

24.01.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15999    πŸ” 4427    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 179

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨

The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

22.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26029    πŸ” 11085    πŸ’¬ 1415    πŸ“Œ 795
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Costco's shareholders overwhelmingly reject anti-DEI proposal Costco's shareholders voted overwhelmingly to reject a motion that would seek report on the risks of diversity, equity and inclusion in the company's hiring practices.

Costco’s shareholders voted overwhelmingly to reject a proposal from a conservative think tank aimed at getting the company to roll back its diversity hiring practices.

24.01.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16891    πŸ” 2259    πŸ’¬ 349    πŸ“Œ 585
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Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand.

It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.

23.01.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 49011    πŸ” 9515    πŸ’¬ 327    πŸ“Œ 636
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trumpflation already kicking in

22.01.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7060    πŸ” 633    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 95

begging my friends to join bluesky bc whoelse is going to like my posts

19.01.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nishyama daddi daddi

19.01.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so lame, nobody cares

16.01.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

12.01.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16198    πŸ” 3030    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 216

The tik tok of the clock is painful

11.01.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they can still read the blue sky posts of late nineties alternative rock band eve6

11.01.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4850    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 14
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DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review DoJ report acknowledges attack β€˜was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’

More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

The report says the attack β€œwas so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”

10.01.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15934    πŸ” 6762    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 534
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A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the street

A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the street

A fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fire

A fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fire

A fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the background

A fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the background

The inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree

The inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.

These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.

You can follow his remarkable reporting hereπŸ‘‡
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

09.01.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 52137    πŸ” 14263    πŸ’¬ 792    πŸ“Œ 861
In the beginning, God created Man.
However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate."
God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?"
So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman."
And Man was pissed.
β€”It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

In the beginning, God created Man. However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate." God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?" So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman." And Man was pissed. β€”It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile

06.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14637    πŸ” 1881    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 96
An image of a well on a white background with with motion lines around it

An image of a well on a white background with with motion lines around it

when my beverage says to shake well

30.12.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You can take the post out of the shit, but you'll never take the shit out of the post.

19.12.2024 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is roughly a 37% raise in salary.

That's not a pay raise, that's a 37% salary increase.

Channel your anger.
Yes, you have every right to be angry.

18.12.2024 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

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