SpecialK

I'm a 10 if you completely ignore my face and personality.

Okay!

That is quite exquisite

😞❤️‍🩹

Works for me!

My phone died so I have essentially died

who up eating ass

Boss: "You're fired."

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: "You're a waiter where did you get those?"

A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.

Are you a bad enough dude to give me a big ol' smooch?

Today, Satan

Why is it called a vagina and not a lunchable?

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time, I just saw who I thought was my reply guy share their friend circle and I wasn't on it, not even the outer circle. Like a gut punch. I will be taking some time offline for introspection and reassessment. Thank you for your understanding.

Be as crazy as you need to be to protect your sanity

It's not something one should say out loud but I do have a favorite follower

Like a boxer, I can go another round…in like 6-9 months.

my only regret in life is that i didn’t start shitposting sooner

We’ll listen ❤️‍🩹🫶

Brackish is a sweet name for a girl.

please spare a thought for me tonight when you wish upon that star

You can’t hurt me, you’re not the pimple just on the inside of my nostril.

Well aren’t you the sweetest! 🫶

Remember, having boundaries doesn't mean you are being disrespectful.

It's been so dark
without the light of your smile

Umm yes!

sometimes when i feel really happy my brain immediately says “oh no, something horrible is about to happen”

Thanks you as well 👊🏻

Omg! 😂🤣😍

Me: I hate quote posters.

Also me: *quote posts*

Thanks man!