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I offered to read aloud to one woman and she just ignored me. Then I took matters into my own hands and read "The Lifeguard" aloud while walking a shoreline of children and confused adults. HAIR SHIRT is a beach read.

I put so much sea in HAIR SHIRT that it is absolutely a beach read.

The live version at Carnegie Hall is almost 48 minutes long!

There are days, weeks, months even, when I don't think about it, where it doesn't occur to me at all, but then one day, it'll happen for no discernible reason at all: I'll remember the song Billy the Mountain by Frank Zappa

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It's a good shirt. Comfortable. Shows off your preference for non-AI generated books.

Finished Sirens last night (liked it quite a bit!) and learned that it was an adaptation of a play, which makes total sense. All the dreamy, off-kilter stuff that doesn't exactly work in a TV show would have worked fine on the stage.

Slavering over the most insane things people can post... Well, I'm sorry, but that's Twitter behavior, and I think we can do better.

I occasionally enjoy when the Louvre of Bluesky account gets reposted into my timeline but I'm not following that. There's mental health to be managed and I don't need to mainline that level of derangement—and, frankly, neither do you.

Keep honking! I'm sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single "Linger"!

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My favorite bit in the first season was how Seth Rogan would attack rental scooters in every episode.

they call it " being a hero " is written on a screen Alt: Seth Rogan says "They call it being a hero."

So stoked that Platonic is back! Seth Rogan kicks a food delivery robot!

Titanic (1997)

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Keep honking! I'm sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single "Linger"!

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Thank you for saying this. The madness needs to end.

I like when a poem will make feel like 🥸 but not when it'll make me feel like😶‍🌫️ if you know what I mean

My favorite part of Vegas was when I left Vegas to go hike around the nearby national parks.

Orange tabby falling asleep on a pile of paper stuffing inside an overturned cardboard box.

Dexter loves to sleep in garbage

Microdosing movies by scrolling through my streaming apps

The Cleopigtra poster in the back

Jimmy Butler would have cleaned up on Gilligan's Island. I will not elaborate.

We need to shipwreck more basketball teams. I nominate the Celtics.

Drowsy with a chance of sleepballs

Employer red flags you should watch out for

Imagine your coworkers deciding you should be arrested because you didn't show up to work.