Build-a-Bear employee: "For ten dollars, you can record a message for the bear to play whenever someone squeezes its right paw.

And for five dollars more you can insert a metal rod that will make it laugh into its backsi-"

Me: "I think we're done here."

Meanwhile, Larry's trying to get a sandwich at the hospital's cafeteria and all hell's broken loose.

Hulk is always on the run, battling monsters and trying to outwit evil super geniuses, but Banner has enough non-Hulk time to replicate the Hulk's face for research purposes (based on photos, I assume) including making a mask? A mask to scale that he kind of looks at, instead of a 3D model?

It's like that old Simpsons line from Flanders's beatnik parents, "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

The one on the middle finger is a bit derpy.

All those men grabbing those long poles, trying to hit little balls. Ooh, that guy has a mask and those guys are squatting over a base. Gonna sit on the bench with my teammates before it's my turn to swing.

Hi Jess, I'm Jason.

Love it.

He was sacked way too many times in college. If you were a team with an early pick that needed a QB1, chances are your O-line's terrible and Shadeur would would continue to be sacked mercilessly. Then you have to deal with Deion's presence.

My friend Mike used to work with Amanda's brother at a movie theater.

Conversely, with his healing factor, would he just be perpetually ready to go again right after each time?

He went to Villanova for school, so the Philly area is like, "He's the first Pope to ever get a hoagie at Wawa."

Hope you have a great time!

Meanwhile, in Gladiator 2, Denzel is like, "Bring me the pretty man."

What a wonderful look.

There are just so many other things they could have nominated instead: a bag of doorknobs, a Shrek plushie, a Ford Edsel, a painting of the Grand Canyon, the Grand Canyon, the grandfather of your cat.

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My knowledge of food belies the limited food I've actually tried.

I like hanging out with large groups of people but, when I do, I don't want to be the center of attention.

You look completely at home in the first picture.

I remember watching it and then reading comments from otaku that said, "That boy was dumb. He should have put up with his relatives and they wouldn't have died." And it's like... You missed the point.

Patron Saint of the Penalty Box and high sticking.

I feel like cops would be happier not to find drugs and guns?
"Awesome guys! Look at all the drugs we found!"

:(, hope you feel better soon.

:(. I still like you.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Could make an interesting mashup.

You look like a Czarina.

The Dark Knight.

He's a complete psychopath but he always has a pressed suit on.

The Thunderbolts's twist only works if superhero movies generally follow a formula. No one criticizes Bond films for literally following a calculated sequence of events because the producers know it works.