dom 👹

Both are bad. No need to try and make Apple look like the golden boy here

Ah, I see you are not of the USA. I am

Son in law of our current “fearless leader”

Wild right lol. Google it. $55bn. Also, Jar*d K*shner was involved lol

It was announced at the end of September

I mean, they’re owned by Saudi Arabia. This shouldn’t be a surprise and we should have already been on the EA hate train

Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?

There’s something wild about taking a sick/mental health day, then finding out your pay is being docked for the day lol

RIP Drew Struzan

Orlando has a Ch*rlie K*rk Memorial Highway, in case anyone needed to know how insane this state is

British person drinking a pickle milkshake near me “It’s got a kick!”

Fucking kill me

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

Warning: "Human Piñata" is exactly what it sounds like, and that means it's pretty gnarly 🪅

#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social

It’s only Thursday 😭

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

I did, in fact, get to sign for my package at the apartment. A christmas miracle

Time to play “Will the FedEx driver knock on my apartment door so I can sign for my package?”

Orange iPhone day is Friday 🍊

Can’t wait for this setting to be the subject of 100+ clickbait “Turn off this iPhone battery setting NOW” articles

And you’re just as vocal about the person who shot up the CDC, right?

Embarrassing: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo just came out in favor of universal basic income

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

Counterpoint: no it doesn’t you fuckin moron

When I used to have Fbook, three of my friends were having a convo in the pic comments of a photo they all used as their prof picture. I thought it would be funny to change mine to the same and try and join the convo. They did not find it funny lol

ok but does the game exist?

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

The crossover I didn’t know I needed, but love to see