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I’m not a genius, but I play one on the interwebs. He/Him. Elon Musk smells like farts.

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I’ll warn you if I post pictures of our newest pet Maude- an African Baboon tarantula. Although, to be honest she’s rarely out and about.

16.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The front of a longboard, with a splotchy green tint. Against a brick wall.

The front of a longboard, with a splotchy green tint. Against a brick wall.

The back of a longboard with a turquoise, blue, and green tint. Against a brick wall.

The back of a longboard with a turquoise, blue, and green tint. Against a brick wall.

The PNerves surfboard shack (a small room with a tarp floor and plastic roof). The shack has several shelves and things hanging from the walls. A tarp covered surfboard sits on the racks.

The PNerves surfboard shack (a small room with a tarp floor and plastic roof). The shack has several shelves and things hanging from the walls. A tarp covered surfboard sits on the racks.

I think I’ve run out of the hot days I need to work on surfboards, so I’m closing up the #PNervesSurfboards shack. I did get a board glassed- no hot coat. It’s not the board I envisioned, but I’m pretty happy. I did miss a step on the fin system. Oops.
Until the Spring!
#inlandshaperwannabe

16.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Five things I’ve done today that Trump didn’t do, and maybe has never done.

1. Told my wife I loved her
2. Told my daughter to have a great day at school
3. Cuddled my dogs and cats
4. Cleaned the bathroom
5. Didn’t weaponize the US government to go after ‘enemies’

16.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A collection of early American editions of P.G. Wodehouse books.

A collection of early American editions of P.G. Wodehouse books.

A part of my collection for his birthday.

15.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Movie poster for The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai by Drew Struzan.

Movie poster for The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai by Drew Struzan.

Movie poster for Big Trouble in Little China by Drew Struzan.

Movie poster for Big Trouble in Little China by Drew Struzan.

I was planning on doing a thread of my movie poster collection, but just couldn’t make it work.I was going to start with these two posters- which have hung in every place I’ve lived since I got them in the mid- 80s. Thank you Mr. Struzan.

14.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A collection of Lego Star Wars ships- Tantive IV, E-wings, X-wings, Y-wings, B-wings, A-wings, snow speeders, and two Millennium Falcons.

A collection of Lego Star Wars ships- Tantive IV, E-wings, X-wings, Y-wings, B-wings, A-wings, snow speeders, and two Millennium Falcons.

Another geek collection. Lego Rebel Alliance hanger.
#StarWars #Lego

14.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why does the ‘it’s the far lefts fault we’re in this mess’ bullshit keep popping up every six months? Its exhausting.

11.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, I figured it was out of print, but it’s a Rhino set 10 deal, with copyright conflicts and all. Cheers!

07.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#MST3K comrades- anyone know what Shout set 34 is so expensive? I have it, but just curious. Cheers!

07.10.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wasn’t this a plot a Tom Clancy novel?

07.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my greatest experiences was seeing this on the big screen with a Q&A with Roddy Piper and Meg Foster after. It got weird but so much fun! I got to shake Roddy’s hand. It was just before he died.

05.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Working a 16 hour day is not unusual in my job, so I’ve decided to call this a right of passage.

And then never do it again.

04.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My job allows us to give up half our shifts a month, but you can trade as many as you like. I needed some days off for a vacation, and ended up trading two days for two shifts- on the same day. I usually work 5 hours a day, but on the 21st I’ll be working two 8 hour shifts. Oops…

02.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A coffin shaped tattoo depicting Buckaroo Banzai, a Team Banzai badge, and the Rocket Car, in black red, yellow, and orange.

A coffin shaped tattoo depicting Buckaroo Banzai, a Team Banzai badge, and the Rocket Car, in black red, yellow, and orange.

Newest addition to the geek arm.

Another amazing coffin by Chase Martines- As Above So Below, Denver

27.09.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People who spit chewing tobacco into drinking fountains should go to jail.

21.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Driving home from dinner, and I saw a cool camper van. My wife and daughter said I was nerding out, and then tried to cover by saying- it’s cool, everyone nerds out. Yeah, but I was the only true nerd in the car… they hemmed and hawed, but then Revenge of the Nerds by Rubinoos came on.

I win.

21.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And now you’ll never see it differently.

21.09.2025 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Great Lakes, with a drawing of a person with big hair throwing up on Chicago

The Great Lakes, with a drawing of a person with big hair throwing up on Chicago

And a reminder that the Great Lakes looks like said Mr. Bravo throwing up on Chicago.

20.09.2025 20:37 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.

19.09.2025 20:42 — 👍 2993    🔁 478    💬 33    📌 20

It’s kind of dumb, but I always loved the fact that Robert Redford went to CU for a bit, and worked at the Sink.

16.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a cowboy hat and a bow tie Alt: Robert Redford in The Sting.

Last one of his I watched. Going to watch many more this week.

16.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

According to my Titanic obsessed 16 year old, absolutely!

11.09.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just this weekend I pointed out the former location of my favorite video place in Boulder- The Video Station. I do that stuff a lot, to eye rolls from my kids. I tried to get a job so many times in and after college, but ended up at CU for 30 years. I still wished I’d gotten hired.

10.09.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An incredible hybrid of the Thespin Lancer and the shape of the vault.

27.08.2025 22:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It finally happened! My son Sam and I worked the same flight!

23.08.2025 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See! Those history degrees were not wasted.

21.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah! She’s named after the Debbie Reynolds character, right?

21.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to give ghost tours in Denver, and when we got to the Molly Brown house I told people not to spoil Titanic because I’ve never seen it. I was not lying.

21.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bob Denver, Chuck McCann, and Patty Maloney in their costumes as the Far Out Space Nuts, standing in front of a rocket.

Bob Denver, Chuck McCann, and Patty Maloney in their costumes as the Far Out Space Nuts, standing in front of a rocket.

“Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only”

16.08.2025 12:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words `` in a big country '' behind him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words `` in a big country '' behind him
16.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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