Mr. Salamander

I was amazed (and thankful) when I heard several folks bust up laughing.

My favorite memory of being the best man at a wedding was when the MC (quite a character) announced just before the wedding party were the Von Trapp Family Singers. After several awkward seconds of nothing happening, I ran out from behind the stage curtain and exclaimed, "They're gone!"

(But mostly for being a Nazi.)

People often think I'm joking when I mention the Nazis being the main antagonists in that movie. The biggest reason, I think, is that Maria never punches Rolf in the face for being a Nazi and lusting after Liesl ("Sixteen Going on Seventeen").

Really? Iwould've imagined you more as an ear worm guy. "Staple Head" is incredibly catchy!

"Dude! Don't diss pedo-bro-code!" ‐DJTACO

And yet, Trump never sees his B.M.'s; others clean up after him.

Shortly thereafter on her way to the window, she added, "AIEEEEEeeeeeeeee..!"

All Nazis — *especially* Alt-Right 2.0 "Not actually a Nazi" creepy cosplayers — deserve a punch in the face!

LITERALLY!

I'm sure Jack Chick saw the two-issue tract arc, "The Beast"/"A Love Story" as a "What If?" homage to Deadpool and Wolverine and Jesus.

Didn't the Rolling Stones have both of the hits, "You Can't Always Get What You Want" and "Sympathy for the Devil"? I wonder if...?

Never mind! Subtlety is lost on the damned!

Speaking of babies: Epstein liked them almost as much as Donald!

Yes, but the babies were resting on top of the thick, buttery, crust!

I see a more detailed path: heroes punch Nazis in the face.

"My dearest divan, it has been nearly a fortnight since I have been in your sweet upholstery..."

I miss all of the "Hitler reacts" clips — especially now! At least we still have VHS recordings of "Hogan's Heroes" somewhere around here...

Also, AI is garbage. The people hyping it are those who want to make money by suckering investors &/or governments with false claims and outright lies about the capabilities of b.s. aggregation robots.

There is a very good reason why he hasn't flown in one of his rockets: he's a fraud.

I was just thinking about this today! Must've been tough in Jerusalem's Eight Mile...

DONNIE TACO'S FAILURE PARADE!

That was the whole point of Captain America!

Nah, Tracy Morgan is likable.

Yes, it is difficult when the comedy is intentional murder of tne clever man by the dullard from "Back to the Future" and his unlikeable miscreants. Perhaps a rerun of "The Apprentice" will chill you to the core?

Yes, exactly. It's a discarded IKEA droid.

Would it be possible to get a federal government contract to 3D print an AI- designed spaceship made of the finest shiny gold and white marble so AMERICA can have a proper "Space Force 1" for the first SPACE PRESIDENT AND HIS ENTIRE REGIME for a birthday surprise?!

I think that many of the people in positions of leadership are wealthy enough to believe that they just need to lay low until the next election cycle. They are not desperate, so they don't feel a sense of urgency. That needs to change, pronto.

I would prefer that the Democrats do not do whatever the Republicans did in the past four years, but having a plan and making things happen should be!

Let's find out!

The Republicans successfully used this tactic for years — so there's precedent and a model to emulate — yet the Democrats refuse to do anything. Is that collusion or dereliction of duty?