Juniper

I had this kind from an antique orchard called pink pearls that are pink on the inside and taste like sour apple candy it’s amazing

Screenshot from Spotify saying long defunct OG emo band Rites of Spring recently released a song called “Monster Time Gurlz”

Big news for emo fans

Something in my life has to go right eventually, right?

Watching Martyrs on Pluto and there’s something pretty funny about watching a woman get her head caved in and cutting straight to a laundry detergent commercial

I didn’t realize this was in response to a reply asking if they had banned Jessie Signal. Fuck this guy and fuck Signal too.

Pretty bad pic of a mid 30s trans woman with wavy hair

6 years on HRT. Hasn’t been an easy time, but I love my life in a way I never would have been able to before.

Finding out cat dander can stay airborne for 6 months or longer even after the cat is removed. Maybe I should just kill myself.

Life might not be going amazingly well but I have wonderful friends and it’s raining outside and I’m putting on spooky stories to fall asleep to and that’s enough right now

A screenshot of an article published in popular science. It reads: “First known wild 'grue jay' hybrid spotted in Texas. Green and blue jays are crossing paths as temperatures rise.”

I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

I’m so happy to be out of that fucking discipline holy shit

Kinda having a bad time so I’m trying to get like you (failing so far but we’ll get there lol)

lol what a weird interaction! If you’re going to cold sell someone on some personal training bullshit you really need to commit

Some guy came up to me the same way trying to sell some personal training bullshit lol. He didn’t know what to say when I told him I wasn’t trying to lose weight.

I don’t think the description here is very apt (there is no reality outside of symbolic exchange for Baudrillard) but I do think he’s actually very good at describing the current moment to a certain degree because he’s a deeply conservative thinker himself. Someone should write in this!

The biggest I know that ain’t who I think that is ever

Why are there ads on my paid Spotify?

I think I’m going to go to a horror film festival in Chicago at the end of the month and I’m pretty pumped

Nothing may be going right in the world, but at least my personal life is also in shambles

Wait did everyone know that John McDowell went to school in Rhodesia? Am I the last one finding this out? I mean I don’t know the guy so I can’t say anything about him but it just feels weird to know that a famous living philosopher matriculated in fucking Rhodesia. That’s crazy!

The only thing scary about this place is the fact that this branch is right next to a police station.

I’m flying out now!

Thanks I hope so too!

I’m trying to find someone but unfortunately I don’t know if I’ll be able to. The one person who I wanted to take her is moving into a place that doesn’t allow cats.

I developed a severe skin allergy to my cat after having her for 15 years and after trying almost everything, I think I might have to give her up. I don’t know how to handle this. I love her as much as I’ve ever loved anything, but it’s constant torture having her in my apt.

It isn’t? That’s crazy

Definitely love to see that as a trans woman. Makes me feel very safe. No way it could possibly go wrong.

“Now” lmao

Too many women!

I look so hot and I got stood up! This girl missed out.

Thanks hinge but I don’t actually think I am compatible with my ex who you just recommended