Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵

The last dobie I knew well would patrol endlessly between his humans if they weren’t both in the same room so it’s possible they’re just Like That.

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

Too comf, gotta show tumbus about it

Also I looked up John Sandweg’s wikipedia and it appears he always Looks Like That.

"christ, what an asshole" ~ previous asshole

I’m feeling so good suddenly, dunno why.

A post from Andrew cuomos twitter where he says it was great to join Logan Paul for a 90 minute podcast recording. Attached is a photo of Andrew Cuomo shaking hands with Logan's entourage.

A fox news NYC mayoral race poll posted by the poll tracker Twitter account. It shows Zohran Mamdani with 52%, Cuomo with 28% and Sliwa with 14%. Poll was taken October 10-14 with an error rate of plus or minus 3.5

Andrew Cuomo has the greatest mind in contemporary politics

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

Incredible potential for a callback a year from now wherein you publish an strip about basketmaking, entirely in Esperanto.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

Okay consider this:
The Halloween theme but if Beaker (Muppets) sang it.

I will keep saying it: we meet him hitting on a student and later on it’s implied that he brought a stupefying amount of THORAZINE on a DATE. With a CLIENT.

I keep seeing people talking about how one day ICE is going to face their own Nuremberg trials.

I've got some bad news for y'all about the actual Nuremberg trials.

Congratulations! Someone will be along shortly to tell you that you picked the wrong distro.

using chatgpt to dunk on chatgpt is like eating poop to give it a bad review. you ate poop

100% keety behavior.

Q: And are you married? A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

holy shit

Don’t stuff your alt text with keywords without context. If your alt text is just a collection of keywords, it will just sound like a gibberish string. It won’t describe what’s actually in the image, and won't help a blind user get a context or content of the image.

“woah teams installs are up 7% this quarter excellent job everyone 😊”
*lays u off*

History kinda glosses over that Hitler was a pedophile obsessed with his own niece Geli Raubal who he pretty much kept as a prisoner in his home until she took her own life, or for that matter how young Eva Braun was when they first met.

Nazis were always just like that it seems.

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

two men are standing next to each other in a room . Alt: Billy Dee Williams and Arnold Schawarzenegger in 1987’s Predator clasp hands and instantly begin armwrestling.

You sonofa-

a close up of a man 's face with the words " really " above him Alt: Quark, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, looking somewhat taken aback, says, "really?" to someone offscreen. Important to the context of this post, Ferengi in Deep Space Nine are revealed to prearrange the sale of samples of their atomized remains as souvenirs upon their deaths.

Just take? No monetary exchange involved?

some colleagues have suggested to me that shame is irrelevant because the people on the "other side" don't know or care what "we" (on whatever "this side") think of them. I have...not gotten that impression

Bumper sticker on a gym class wall that reads, "P.E. is not glorified recess!"

Of course it's not. Recess doesn't give you lifelong body image issues

Imagine being named Johnson and being scared you might see a peepee.

idk if it’s my *favorite* cover but I like Wiliam Shatner’s cover of Common People.

Seating in the foreground, shops on the right and left, people everywhere shopping

Without street parking, surface lots, and parking garages, Oslo’s busiest shopping district is left abandoned. Only robust transit, bike paths, scooters, and tons of places to sit remain. Sad. #BanCars