Sir Ted Trumpet

A legend, no less

Great work. I haven’t seen an off-license in years.

Bravo

I can’t speak for anyone else of course. Just wasn’t for me.

Going from the absolutely divine Swoon and Steve McQ, singing along to ‘hot dog jumping frog’ was a real problem. I bought the album but didn’t listen to it much. Tastes change over time and I’d moved on.

“a stream of women” lol

For a moment I thought that was a fitting on the bus, and I wondered what amazing town you lived in.

So cats and dogs mated with each other, and the cat could give birth to a dog?

Gruts for tea

MEET ME IN VALHALLA

I saw them on the Steve McQueen ‘two wheels good’ tour. Someone else in the crowd was wearing a “swoon” polo shirt and I was floored with envy.

Swoon is in my top 5. Beautiful album.

*checks to see if wife has written a published book*

As a Taunton member, I'm full of pitch inspector gags. Exciting scorecard eh?

If this game was being played at Taunton, the pitch inspectors would be all over it and Botham would be whinging.
#Ashes

Hold your nose, embrace their burgeoning love of music and enjoy it with them. Far easier and more fulfilling than you might imagine.

God’s plan

Was a truly great moment, but the game ended with them 9 down and miles behind. If we had declared a bit earlier, you never know how much closer we might have been to the title.

Tell that to the Venezuelan fishermen

Thanks - that book looks interesting

With all the greatest respect, I wish I could be more convinced you were right. Who knows….

That’s all ok then. The 8yr old girls can relax then. For 7 years.

A real fuck up by the BBC, but the idea that they’re overwhelmingly left leaning is laughable nonsense.

Dobby, from “Peep Show”

First record I ever bought, albeit in the standard orange EMI label/sleeve.

‪I'm now remembering how tiring the pre-series #ashes posturing can get. I'm finding the whole "Eng haven't prepared enough" argument to be utterly draining and pointless. Just want the thing to start now.

Absolutely bonkers isn’t it. People will perish, and this whole thing is just a distraction because the president doesn’t want people to know he was Epstein’s cohort

He’s a big fucking baby

Very nicely put

Given that St George never visited England himself, this is all rather ironic.