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Lock me up ig

I am unfortunately a true lurker at heart. My posts are seldom but I try to make them quality lol

Hi I forget this app exists and it’s my main form of being a true Maya stan

Oatmaxxing

Sara made jalapeño cheddar sourdough and I am now going to gain 1000 lbs

I have acquired a 3d printer but also I have moved now and the neighbor’s kid is safe (for now)

Monster Energy you are slacking

If I was allergic to peanuts I would kill myself by eating Thai peanut sauce.

hopefully the next guy doesn’t miss

A disgruntled US veteran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible today

I hope he dies in office and elon gets deported or at least gets his ass beat for being a nazi. Jail time would be worth it.

No little German boy don’t go into the construction office bathroom.

“Oh mein gott it’s full of liqqidshittensplashen”

what the fuck bro

Wasting a full 8 hours because I was told to at work sounded great but now I am unable to take my morning poop

I’m going to get a 3D printer so I can make an Aztec death whistle to scare my neighbor’s annoying kid

I am trying to be productive at work but I CANT STOP SHITTING

Being too old for the draft has its mf percs

Flexed on the fire marshal today and wasted a loooooot of water

I finally zeroed the rifle I built & boy howdy did I do a good job building it

retweet if u like baseball or if u like having gay sex

Gib brain what it craves (chemical affirmations)

Less stressful living situation ftw! Also fixing the estrogen dosage prolly helping too lol

Maybe he’s more of a Saltburn gay? Gonna seductively kill his way to the WH

TIME WARP

Can we all accept that Elon Musk is gay? Divorced & is now practically moved into Mar-a-Lago. Kinda sus 🤔

Need a project truck so bad, I need to T I N K E R

Convinced one of my coworkers to accept his kids if they ever come out as trans in the span of just a 30 min convo AND convinced him Andr*w T*te was bad, to the point where he called his wife and came up with a game plan to block his tween from watching it

Waya bc she can’t 👏 stop 👏 winning